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# Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-fug-12-2012/
- Published: 2012-12-06T20:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2012-12-06T18:45:35.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Here's Chelsea Handler at Art Basel over the weekend:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/12/spl467774_001.jpg "Chelsea Handler flaunting her cleavage at Art Basel Miami Beach 2012")

And I know is, I am DYING to know what Diane von Furstenberg behind her said about this outfit. Because she's making the classic, "wow, I have THOUGHTS" look on her face.

My personal thoughts include: that dress would be fine if it fit. But paired with those Oxfords, she looks like she lost her own shoes in a sloshy drunken bender and had to steal a pair from the nearest dude before sneaking home. Ain't nothing wrong with doing a Stride of Pride, but this look is way more Walk of Shame.

\[Photo: Splash\]