LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Claudia Schiffer attends the Global Premiere of the Apple Original Film "ARGYLLE" at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Apple)
I love argyle, but I don't like THIS argyle. The purple one is so much nicer! This is... SAN DIEGO PADRES colors. WHY. Even the Padres are probably like, "WHY," about their own colors.
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Claudia Schiffer attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
"I hate this apartment. I know the rent is free but I can't even SCRATCH anything."
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Claudia Schiffer attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)
"I can't do it. We all know how I got this part. Am I even TALENTED? Would I have gotten this part if I'd changed my name and gone to the audition as, like, Bart Snowball or something? Were there more deserving cats?"
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Claudia Schiffer attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
"I'm a fraud DON'T LOOK AT ME."
Claudia and Matthew
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Claudia Schiffer and Director Matthew Vaughn attend the World premiere of "Argylle" at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Kate Green/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)
I hope they let the cat out of the bag, which I do not even mean as a pun (which I believe they use in the movie marketing). I literally just hope Chip got to roam somewhere. Claudia looks fine, in a color that is definitely not hers, but because she's a supermodel she's making it work well enough.
Bryce Dallas Howard
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Bryce Dallas Howard attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
This is quite beautiful.
Dua Lipa
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Dua Lipa attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Ariana DeBose and Sam Rockwell attend the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
God bless this man for so consistently looking like he's just seen something weird. I would assume that thing is Ariana's dress, but he's not even looking in her direction. I am, though. It reminds me of when you try to chop the bulb of a green onion and the middle part sort of slides out from inside and leaves the thin outer membrane that doesn't want to cut easily. Somebody left this dress's membrane hanging on for dear life.
Samuel L. Jackson
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Samuel L Jackson attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Chic and warm.
Shay Shariatzadeh and John Cena
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Shay Shariatzadeh and John Cena attend the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
John and his wife seem like maybe they used matching hair dye. John also looks like he stuffed himself into this -- which is not a knock on John of any kind; just that maybe the measurements were off, so it's a bit short and a bit snug. Mostly the pants.
Henry Cavill and Natalie Viscuso
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Henry Cavill and Natalie Viscuso attend the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
Her lipstick is stealing this photo.
Bryan Cranston
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Bryan Cranston attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)
I enjoy Silver Supervillain Bryan Cranston.
Sofia Boutella
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Sofia Boutella attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
This is very good, too. The belt is obviously mostly decorative and I think it could have worked without it, but I'm not actively annoyed at it either. It's just sort of... being a waist-bracelet.
Maura Higgins
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Maura Higgins attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
Ah, Maura. She's a legendary Love Island bombshell from the UK version who pitched in with some hosting on the American one. I wonder if she added the bangs because of Zendaya. They are VERY Spock.
Laura Whitmore
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Laura Whitmore attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
And Laura here is the former host of Love Island UK, and her dress is as confused about its choices as the contestants would be.
Leona Lewis
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Leona Lewis attends the World Premiere of "Argylle" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on January 24, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)
Sure! It's very soap-operatic. Alexis Carrington Colby would love it.
