Katy Petty

In the interest of starting out with a positive, I love her shoes. In the interest of ending with a negative, this whole thing reminds me of that ANTM challenge where they wrapped the girls in sequined fishing nets and hung them upside down.

Katy Perry

The truth is, to me, this looks unfinished. I think if the beading had been more comprehensive, I might have been on board. Right now, it kind of looks like the designer thought the event was on a Sunday when really it was on a Friday.

Katy Perry

I don't know what it says about me that I don't hate the side, though. Too much egg nog for me this morning? Is my brain floating in nutmeg?

Katy Perry

Of course, she changed for the ceremony and this just makes me laugh. It's like she's wearing a gallery wall. Oh, Katy. Next time, actually put people's pictures in your frames. Stick John Mayer right over your crotch, Taylor Swift over a boob. It'll be fun.

ARIA Awards Fug Carpet: Katy Perry

I always sort of wish the ARIA Awards were awards given by Aria of Pretty Little Liars, and they involved categories like, "Most Likely to Be Cracked Over the Head With Something," and "Most Likely to Wear Crazy Pants With Two Wholly Different Legs." Katy Perry would perhaps wear what she's wearing here to collect the latter, although she'd have tough competition from Miley, and Jennifer Lawrence. [Photos: Getty]