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# Ariana DeBose Wore The Thing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ariana-debose-wore-the-thing-12-2024/
- Published: 2024-12-11T16:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2024-12-11T07:16:04.000Z
- Description: Sigh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

I was, as they say, today years old when I learned that Ariana DeBose is in *Kraven: The Hunter*. I was also today years old when I learned that a) it's not KRAKEN, which is how I kept misreading it, and b) *Kraven: The Hunter* is not, in fact, some cult classic video game that someone dredged up on the cheap and shot in Bulgaria; rather, Kraven is a Marvel character, and this is a whole-ass movie with a $130 million budget that's part of Sony's [Spider Man Universe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony%27s%5FSpider-Man%5FUniverse?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), which includes the Venom movies, and *Morbius*, and *Madame Web*. Congratulations AND possibly condolences to Dakota Johnson for the fact that the execrable *Madame Web* did not kill the entire thing. Aaron Taylor-Johnson plays *Kraken: Mind Hunter* or whatever, which means he's appeared in both the Disney AND the Sony Marvel movies and that ought to mean a multiverse is folding in on itself, no?

Anyway, does anyone care that this is coming out? I can't tell, but I am *the* most casual of consumers. I only watched *Madame Web* so I could confirm for Drinks With Broads whether it stank ([it did](https://drinkswithbroads.substack.com/i/146479231/how-bad-was-it-madame-web)) and I haven't watched any other comic-book movie since *Avengers: Endgame*. Maybe the Internet is cravin' the Kraven. I do not know. What I can say is that since Ariana DeBose won her Oscar, *Schmigadoon!* is the only project I can think of that was worthy of everything she can do. Maybe she is getting bored, and decided to dress up as a human fishnet stocking just to shake it up a little. Perhaps she wants to be Velma Kelly for a while. Maybe she's hoping no one will recognize her, and will remain none the wiser that she's in C*riss Kraven: Mindfreak*. Whoops. If so, I blew up her spot. If only I could blow some Carolina Herrera in her direction too.

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