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# Ariel Winter, WHY. WHYYY.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ariel-winter-why-whyyy-05-2017/
- Published: 2017-05-11T21:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-11T06:33:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Okay. This feels so KardashiJenner-adjacent to me. Ariel and Kylie ARE the same age, it's true, and yes, Ariel, your name has the same number of letters -- 5 and 6 -- as Kylie Jenner's. Your *first* names even share the last three letters, albeit in a different order. But you do not have to be kindred spirits. Ariel, you've been through a LOT in life that gives you range from which to draw as an actor, and makes me appreciate your struggles, especially your public discussions of body confidence. I am rooting for you much harder than I will ever root for Kylie Jenner. Besides which, Ariel, your name anagrams (sarcastically here) to "Retailer Win," as well as the amusing-to-me "Trailer Wine" and "I, Lint Wearer!" Kylie's only yields gibberish. I could only get "Jerky Eel Inn," which is absolutely a business Kylie Jenner should open, but still. She's a GIBBERISH ANAGRAM, ARIEL. BLAZE YOUR OWN VERSATILE PATH.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/wenn31433900-1494483548.jpg "Ariel Winter and Levi Meaden seen leaving the ABC studios")

AND PLEASE TRY NOT TO DO IT IN A PUBLIC WEDGIE. Nobody wants that for you, either.

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