Armageddon Time Cannes Premiere: The Models

Alessandra Ambrosio in Stephane Rolland

This hot stone massage really went off the rails!

This is objectively exactly the sort of thing you'd wear to Cannes and it is also VERY silly. It's stepping stones plonked on top of a baked Alaska.

The sweep of the skirt is very satisfying though.

She is a real babe, obviously, and she's clearly wearing this well.

I love the back.

!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous and it is also a TREAT. This is a cotton candy fluff of a gown and I love it.

HIGH DRAMA.

Look at this jewelry! Amazing. What a fun turn of events.

The bead work on this is pretty rad.

It sort of runs out of steam, though?

She's had a good Cannes so far, but this is a bit of a mess. It's giving mold -- as people far younger than I might note.

This is teetering on the edge but I might...like it? All things considered, of course. I mean, it's VERY sexy. But we're also in Cannes.

I wish this were lined! The story of our lives! But I feel like the construction here isn't perfect enough to support its sheerness.

This is also.....a teeeeny bit more sheer than it needs to be in the bodice? But a strong effort! B-, Blanca!

This neckline is PERFECT framing for that amazing necklace.