MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: (L-R) Chase Stokes and Kelsea Ballerini attend as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
Kelsea Ballerini's top is just netting with a fake bra designed on the front. It's not AS bare when you zoom in as it looks in this photo. I don't THINK I can actually see a nipple shield; I think it's just a trick of the light. But I'd like to have seen where this outfit went with a proper shirt, or a blazer. Chase's pant shape is wild to me -- the whole outfit is slightly proportionally off.
Lukas Gage
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Lukas Gage attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
These are the low rider version of Chase's, and they don't work very well EITHER. Armani is doing no favors for its gents.
Jonathan Daviss
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Jonathan Daviss attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
These are better? But, are they elasticized at the waist, or just loose? Or both?
Carlacia Grant
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Carlacia Grant attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
However, SHE looks fab.
Camila Mendes
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Camila Mendes attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
She deserved better, and I hope she didn't spend all night tripping over those little ankle ties.
Greer Grammer
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Greer Grammer attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
Sure! I had to remind myself for a second that she is not the double-G celeb daughter who is married to Mark Ronson. That's Grace Gummer. (Who, fun fact, was previously married to David Strathairn's son for 42 days.) Grace looks delightful here.
Madison Pettis
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Madison Pettis attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
Her dress is... fine? But her hair is a thing of beauty. Wow.
Chase Sui Wonders
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Chase Sui Wonders attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Antonia Gentry attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
I like this, too. This is all very summery.
Isabela Merced
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Isabela Merced attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
I hope she got her merit badge for weaving that shirt out of ribbon at the campfire.
Joe Jonas
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Joe Jonas attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)
Joe is like, "My pants are NORMAL so they got cut off in this picture."
Marcus Scribner
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Marcus Scribner attends as Armani Beauty Celebrates ACQUA DI GIO and Gen A on July 15, 2023 in Malibu, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Armani beauty)