Brie Larson

This is such a pretty gown. No complaints. Her head-styling is very casual with it, but somehow - I'm not sure why - it still works. I think it's because that's her general aesthetic, so it's not a surprise.

Meghann Fahy

Whereas this is nice, but doesn't look like it should be for the same event.

Helena Christensen

And then Helena rolled up as if she was just at the beach.

Lili Reinhart

This ALSO feels like a Brie Larson look, in fact. As if she's the Brie Larson understudy at this event.

Amanda Seyfried

That's also quite lovely. That beading is glorious, but then you zoom in and see the threads hanging from the skirt and wonder why they'd put all that effort into the jacket just to make THAT choice.

Allison Williams

No complaints -- I like when Armani does the pink and blue mixes.

Suni Lee

That top looks like they stapled her into it ten minutes before the show.

AnnaSophia Robb

Of all the dresses using boob belts that we've seen, this one works the best, I think.

Monica Barbaro

I like it, but it's too low! We've seen SO much of that lately, too.

Hayley Atwell

Armani DOES know how to tailor a crisp suit. I was like, "WHAT IS ON HER PANTS," until I realized it's... her purse.

Lily Allen

I never really think of Armani as a peddler of tube tops, but I'll concede that it makes the outfit feel a bit fresher on Lily than if she had on a blouse.

Dianna Agron

Whereas this is just goofy. Sleeves too long (seemingly), jacket too short, proportions too wack.

Pamela Anderson

I mean, at this point, don't even bring the jacket.

Brooke Shields

And... snoozeville.

Gemma Chan

It's hard to tell what the shape of this is, whether it's separates (I THINK so)), or whether she's tugging the jacket downward, or what. The shadows are not doing it any favors, but I just can't entirely parse it. It DOES also seem like a dull choice.

Domino Kirke, Penn Badgley

I always forget Penn is married to Jemima Kirke's sister. Has anyone kept up with "You"? I watched and liked season one, but decided I did not see any reason to spend any more time with this guy, so I tapped out on the many subsequent seasons. Was I right? I figured either they'd try to redeem him, whuic or we'd have to see him keep being a gross murderer (not a spoiler), and it was BLECH either way.

James Norton

We're getting into the boring section. It's handsome people, dressed in slick basics.

Hidetoshi Nishijima

This black-on-black works REALLY well.

Chase Stokes

I just now remembered that I have a new season of gloriously dumb Outer Banks waiting for me. Also... does his suit look... off? Something about the bow tie is reading silly. Is it... too high, or something? But how could that be? What am I bumping on?

Brett Goldstein

Same note. Is this tie too SMALL? Or is it that they're both unnecessary and so it's throwing me off? Help.

Liev Schreiber

Okay, here's that basic idea without the tie. I think it's better but don't love that he's mixing black and blue. I will never be satisfied.

Steven Yeun

And here's that color mix but with a bow tie again. Pass on both. (Sorry, Steven.)

LaKeith Stanfield

Wait, never mind. I am satisfied NOW.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Everything is in order here.

Wayman and Micah

It's the styling duo! Nice to see them and put faces to names.

Orlando Bloom

He looks like he's ready to emcee a game show. I could see that, actually.

Law Roach

FINALLY some ZEST.

Armani's Front Row Was Not... Revolutionary

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