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Mads Mikkelsen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mimmo Carriero/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock (12993174a) Mads Mikkelsen Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

Like... can we just make him James Bond? He was in Casino Royale as the villain but I don't even care. He can do both. In the same movie, even. I'm fine with it. Everyone in the entire film can be played by Mads Mikkelsen.

Fashion Giorgio Armani Mens SS 23, Milan, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Luca Bruno/AP/Shutterstock (12992885aj) Mads Mikkelsen poses for photographers before the Giorgio Armani men's Spring Summer 2023 collection presented in Milan, Italy Fashion Giorgio Armani Mens SS 23, Milan, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

Did we also know that he plays the accountant -- and the titular bitch -- in Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" video? It's a short cameo. Spoiler: Bitch definitely doesn't have Rihanna's money now.

Regé-Jean Page

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marco Verando/Shutterstock (12993606o) Rege-Jean Page Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

I'm not into the blue and black combo, as you know, and it's especially perplexing with the tan shoes, but you know. It's Regé-Jean. He wears things well.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marco Verando/Shutterstock (12993606p) Rege-Jean Page Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

He burns for you.

Jonathan Bailey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mimmo Carriero/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock (12993274d) Jonathan Bailey Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

Meanwhile, the Viscount Bridgerton is wearing terrible aviators...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Luca Bruno/AP/Shutterstock (12992885ad) Jonathan Bailey poses for photographers before the Giorgio Armani men's Spring Summer 2023 collection presented in Milan, Italy Fashion Giorgio Armani Mens SS 23, Milan, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

... and surprise shorts. He is very dreamy but I don't know what Armani is doing here. This aesthetic is very "LA Dad Goes to Preschool Barbecue."

Diego Boneta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marco Verando/Shutterstock (12993606m) Diego Boneta Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

He looks better, but he got the Metallic Pee shoes, which is never ideal.

Lucas Bravo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marco Verando/Shutterstock (12993606z) Lucas Bravo Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

And Monsieur Emily In Paris has good shoes, but maybe a questionable double-breasted coat.

Jordan Clarkson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marco Verando/Shutterstock (12993606ac) Jordan Clarkson Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

These slickery pants are translucent, so we can see his pockets. Which is... never ideal?

Cole Anthony

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marco Verando/Shutterstock (12993606ag) Cole Anthony Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2023, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 20 Jun 2022

And I like his vest, but... maybe Armani should just stick to suits.

Armani Assembled Some Afternoon Men For You
Yes, smoking is a really terrible idea, and yes, I thought it was really dumb (and yet peak This Particular Timeline) that for a period during Covid, trend pieces were trying to make smoking cool again. But even so, does Mads here look like the picture in... whatever the most prestigious month is... in a calendar called "F*ck, That Is Suave"? Absolutely. [Photos: Mimmo Carriero/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock, Luca Bruno/AP/Shutterstock, Marco Verando/Shutterstock]

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