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Mandatory Credit: Photo by London Entertainment/Shutterstock (10676013h) Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2020

You know, for a cycling enthusiast, he could sell a line of tire pumps with that slogan.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by London Entertainment/Shutterstock (10676013k) Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2020

For a second I thought that dude was protesting Arnold's lack of face mask, and then I realized he's probably just selling them. (No, I am not haranguing him; we all know how I feel about masks at this point, but I don't want every post to turn into a screed.)

Arnie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10623975aa) Arnold Schwarzenegger wears a mask while riding his bike during quarantine Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joseph Baena out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Apr 2020

Plus, look, he not only owns one, but had it TERMINATOR-BRANDED (more or less).

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Obviously there is a shirt, too. There is always a shirt. Where is your Kindergarten Cop shirt, Arnold? Where is Twins? Junior? Batman & Robin? Dig deep, sir.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10645878e) Arnold Schwarzenegger goes for a bike ride Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 13 May 2020

There's an ARNOLD Sports Festival?!? [Answer: YOU BETCHA.]

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10645914h) Arnold Schwarzenegger goes for a bike ride Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 13 May 2020

So I guess Arnold Sports Fest sponsored Ninja Warrior once? It's the only explanation I can come up with for why the Ninja Warrior logo is bigger.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10648360l) Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger and Patrick Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 15 May 2020

This shirt is such an oddly LOVING tribute. To himself.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by London Entertainment/Shutterstock (10669080o) Arnold Schwarzenegger cycling Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Jun 2020

They founded that festival in 1989 so no wonder he has a lot of shirts. What if he has an ENTIRE CLOSET of Arnold shirts? 

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10661294j) Arnold Schwarzenegger is seen riding his bike Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 27 May 2020

And why is his Yankees hat brown snakeskin? (Yes, this was a different day. He just loves that shirt.)

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... Happy New Year to you, too.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by RHTY/starmaxinc.com/Shutterstock (10675045g) Arnold Schwarzenegger goes for a bike ride Arnold Schwarzenegger and Patrick Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Jun 2020

Arnold is also a fan of gyms, although Powerhouse Gym in Columbus is also affiliated with, yes, the Arnold Sports Festival. Or was, or has been. I think.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by RHTY/starmaxinc.com/Shutterstock (10680975r) Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 15 Jun 2020

He also has a World Gym Hawaiian-style shirt?!?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10681796f) Arnold Schwarzenegger rides a bicycle Patrick, Christina and Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 16 Jun 2020

And of course this World Bodybuilding Championships hoodie, the logo of which I BELIEVE is him.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10678498v) Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joseph Baena out and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jun 2020

The hat really sells it.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10622727a) Arnold Schwarzenegger rides his bike with mask protection during quarantine in Brentwood Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Apr 2020

SO MANY SHIRTS.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by London Entertainment/Shutterstock (10669080l) Arnold Schwarzenegger cycling Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Jun 2020

"Hi Arnold! I have one too! I'm wearing it! ARNOLD!!!!"

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And THIS friend worked on a Terminator thing and knows well enough to wear the shirt when preparing to hang with Arnold. 

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10678498ai) Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joseph Baena Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joseph Baena out and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 12 Jun 2020

Also, I just wanted you to know that Arnold still believes in stretching and opening up that hamstring.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10623975n) Arnold Schwarzenegger stretches before riding his bike during quarantine Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joseph Baena out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Apr 2020

"I TOLD you I'd be back, old toe friends."

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Spent The Pandemic Biking Around In Arnold T-Shirts
He is on-brand.

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