Around Cannes, Part 1

Elle Fanning

This just looks like it's slipping off of her. She looks like she's at a funeral where she knows she's going to see the most eligible bachelor in town and her mamma can't bear to squander the opportunity.

Kat Graham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (12946040br) Guest L'Oreal Paris anniversary dinner, 75th Annual Cannes Film Festival, Cannes, France - 18 May 2022

I really wish I knew what was under the coat, to know whether it was a good idea. It reads SLIGHTLY Chef's Coat to me, but maybe what's under it is bonkers.

Katherine Langford in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (12946040a) Katherine Langford L'Oreal Paris anniversary dinner, 75th Annual Cannes Film Festival, Cannes, France - 18 May 2022

I guess? This is Fashion Zbornak for me. And she's there for L'Oreal, which makes makeup AND hair products, and yet her head from this angle looks like she just did hot yoga.

Eva Longoria

This is sleek and nice. She's feeling citrus, apparently...

Eva Longoria

... because we got it again. I am SO conflicted today. Objectively, this is so silly to me -- giant coat, palazzo pants, weird gold bodice -- but somehow she is pulling it off? I think it's a case of "this is as good as this outfit could possibly get," but ... I mean, that jacket is massive.

Eva Longoria

Three is a trend, as we say, probably because someone else said it first. I love this.

Julianne Moore

Oooh. I don't think so, no. It feels like they stuck feathers on a barely tailored bag.

Finn Wolfhard

"Welcome to Bob's Midnight Mechanics. We work all night in our jammies."

Hofit Golan

She is someone I only know from Cannes red carpets, but she's never boring. I assume this is Fendi, because the shoes are; it looks like Fendi x Marimekko.

Cindy Bruna

I dream of going on a vacation where I ramble around Europe looking like this.

Kat Graham

And how breezy is this?

Didi Stone

I am less excited about a wrap skirt that... doesn't quite get there.

Tallia Storm

I can already tell she's going to use this hotel entrance and exit as a bonus catwalk.

Tallia Storm

I believe I read those tea leaves correctly.

Howard Donald, Gary Barlow and Mark Owen of Take That

TAKE THAT! The band, not... I don't need you to take anything. They are doing promotional stuff for Greatest Days, a movie full of their old songs that'a about five friends who used to love a boy band and 25 years later are still hoping to meet the guys. Fun fact, it's being directed by former GBBO host Mel Giedroyc's sister Coky. I AM IN.