Sofia Carson in Monique Lhuiller

First of all: The set-up of this red carpet was such that many of the photos we got have this VERY DRAMATIC and surely unintentional shadow drifting into frame. I kinda love it -- it makes it look like everyone at this event is about to get sucked into a bottomless void.

Rooney Mara in Hiraeth

This ISN'T Calvin Klein, but it FEELS like Calvin Klein.

Kristin Cavallari in Ashi Studio

This is fine, but I have some SERIOUS concerns about her hair.

Usher

Usher is the best-dressed man in his cult.

Shanola Hampton in Steven Khalil

I am slightly perplexed by this shoe choice. Why not black, even?

Bonnie Wright in vintage

This is vintage, and I actually LOVE IT when people wear vintage on the red carpet. I might have make some alternations to this, myself -- I would have turned it into a mini.

Emmanuelle Chriqui in Alice + Olivia

This is charming.

Georgia Fowler in Dundas

I actually like this, but I hope you like Dundas because A LOT of people wore it to this event and I have to think that didn't just HAPPEN. At the very least, Dundas hired a PR person who is really good at her job to get this many models in this line.

Arielle Kebbel in Zimmermann

I like this. (It was shown on the runway with a lacy shirt, and I think removing that was a good edit for a cocktail event.)

Jennifer Tilly

This is DELIGHTFUL. She looks like a woman whose holiday party has a killer punch bowl and a variety of excellent cheeseballs.

Lily Collins in Elie Saab

I'd like this so much better if her posing in it didn't involve her waving it around so we could all tell that it was sheer. LET ME LIVE IN DENIAL. (Interestingly, it's far LESS sheer on the runway. Did she request more sheerness?)

Emily Ratajkowski in Dundas

This is also secretly Underpants Ahoy, but it does photograph really well when she's just standing there.

Alicia Witt in

Cozy!

Kat Graham in Erdem

Can we give a round of applause for Kat Graham's thoughtful shoe choice?

Malin Akerman in Christian Siriano

Sure! (You won't remember this by the time you get to the next slide.)

Hilary Rhoda in Dundas

This dress feels like it wants to be knee-length to me.

Jessica Hart in Dundas

This feels a bit cheap to moi.

Amy Smart

Please report to the Red Lipstick and New Footwear Stand immediately, Amy.

Jamie Chung in Cinq à Sept

I am traditionally not that into this kind of Tulle Situation -- Tulle Situation is, by the way, playing Coachella this year -- but she looks really cute in this.

Bonnie Sommerville

This feels a little...discount Westworld. But not as meanly as that reads?

Jennifer Garner in Gucci

I treasure her deeply, but Gucci phoned this in.

Christa B Allen in Armani

On the other hand, I spent the entire round of Revenge complaining about her acting on it but I think she looks rad here? HUMANS ARE CHANGEABLE.

Hailey Clauson in Dundas

"Do you have anything in, like...a sexy crow?"

Cara Santana in A.F.Vandervorst, Jesse Metcalfe

I decided that Cara and Jesse spent their entire holiday break reading books about John Singer Sargent.

Kris Jenner in Dundas

I need to admit something and it's that I often think Mama Kris is the best dressed of all the JennerDashians.

Lili Reinhart in Rasario Resort

This dress is what a young and beautiful widow wears to a ball when she (a) doesn't really care about her dead husband and (b) is looking to snare her next husband. (In a movie about olden times, obviously. Or I guess now, if sexy widows are still getting invited to balls where they feel the need to TECHNICALLY be in mourning but also want to pull.)

Nicole Scherzinger in Zac Posen

So this is great on her.

Michelle Trachtenberg in Christian Siriano

I feel like Michelle's internal monologue here is just saying, "LOOK AT MY CLUTCH!"

Lana Condor in David Koma

I don't super love this, but I DO love that she's finally getting some attention -- she's great in To All The Boys I Loved Before.

Courtney Love

I assume Courtney did palm readings later in the evening.

The Art of Elysium Gala Was This Weekend

Let's catch up.