Bella Thorne

If she'd lined it!!! Alas. Many a Fug Madness winner or finalist has turned it around -- look at Keke Palmer! -- and I hope for the same for Bella. I want more for her than Nips of Desperation.

Heidi and Leni Klum

Heidi looks lovely, and Leni looks like she cannot breathe.

Christina Hendricks

Madam Hendricks's Fireball Saloon is having a special on moonshine this week. (If you miss seeing how gorgeous she looks on TV, watch The Buccaneers on Apple TV, on which she has very minimal makeup. Her skin is amazing.)

Patricia Arquette

She looks like your favorite music teacher at graduation.

Retta

So does she, sort of! That does seem like the correct dress code for this.

Rosanna Arquette

She obviously teaches art. I might want to attend this school.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

I love the leather and the gold shoes for her.

Shanola Hampton

This is really cute! I have thoughts about her new show with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, and one of them is: How come he looks EXACTLY the same age in the present, when she has grown up A LOT since the flashbacks (in which she is played by a teen)? He clearly kidnapped her to be her father figure -- there are NO creepy romantic notes in the flashbacks and their age difference is clear, as she's a teen and played by a different actress -- and yet in the present they're basically the same age. It adds a weird layer of chemistry that should not be there because he should be like 60 at this point. QUESTIONS. I have them.

Jeri Ryan

Seven of Nine looks great.

Mira Sorvino

So does Mira! Or, to me. Romy.

Goapele

She's a singer, and that dress is NEAT. The way her skirt is swirling around her is indeed art.

Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon

I love her head. I would like to make adjustments to the top of the dress. (He looks nice, too, in a suit that's not exactly a big swing.)

Cara Santana

I only know her as Jesse Metcalfe's girlfriend (he of Desperate Housewives and Passions), but apparently they broke up and she's dating Shannon Leto now. Are we about to get besieged by the second Leto brother? As for the dress, the curve of the flowers gives it an interesting illusion of movement.

Ashley Hinshaw, Topher Grace

"Hello. I am the unproblematic one from That 70s Show. I suspect you did not appreciate me while you had me." Sidebar: Shouldn't he have been in Oppenheimer? He should have been in Alden Ehrenreich's part.

Aly and AJ Michalka

My favorite thing in this photo: AJ's shoes.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Is he entering his Gary Oldman phase?

Bella Thorne Provided the Sheers That The Globes Did Not

At the Art of Elysium gala.