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# Art of Elysium Fug Carpet: Amber Valletta
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/art-of-elysium-fug-carpet-amber-valletta-01-2016/
- Published: 2016-01-13T14:30:17.000Z
- Updated: 2016-01-13T01:38:42.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Art of Elysium, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

I have not given much thought to Amber Valletta in my life, except for that brief period in which she looked a lot like Michelle Pfeiffer, and how she looks kind of like Taylor Schilling. But she has put together a solid run of WTFery lately, including [this photo (that wasn't in our subscription) of her CRAZY *W* party outfit](https://www.gettyimages.com/license/503941546?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and now this:

![amber valletta](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/gettyimages-504295496.jpg "Amber Valletta")

Granted, she is not the only one at this party who pulled out some crazy. JUST YOU WAIT. Also, I only juut noticed that her feet are blurry in this picture, which is REALLY unsettling, but it's too late -- I already downloaded it. ANYWAY: I realized that I would be perfectly happy to own this dress in umbrella form. A shiny gold umbrella with see-through bits would work for me just fine. But I don't have much interest in seeing a person walk around that way.

\[Photo: Getty\]