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# Art of Elysium Fug Carpet: Eva Amurri Martino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/art-of-elysium-fug-carpet-eva-amurri-martino-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-17T19:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-16T22:03:03.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Scrolldown Fug, Art of Elysium, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35, Eva Amurri

All hail the return of the Scrolldown Fug:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159390460.jpg "The Art Of Elysium's 6th Annual Black-tie Gala "Heaven" - Arrivals")

Doesn't this look so promising? But, to quote Farm Boy: Get used to disappointment.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1593755621.xml "Audi Presents The Art of Elysium's 6th Annual HEAVEN Gala - Red Carpet")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/1593755621.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I don't understand why SO MUCH had to start happening at the bottom of this thing. Sheerness! Paneling! Beading! Toaster waffles! Wait, one of those isn't involved. But still: Not everything needs to be shoved onto everything. This applies to sandwiches AND dresses.