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# Art of Elysium Fine or Fab: Amber Heard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/art-of-elysium-fug-or-fab-amber-heard-01-2016/
- Published: 2016-01-13T19:30:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-01-13T04:39:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, Art of Elysium, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Amber looks slinky. Johnny looks ... Deppy.

![amber heard](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/gettyimages-504217144.jpg "Amber Heard and Johnny Depp")

Sometimes I get sidetracked imagining these two actually trying to have a practical conversation. "What should we have for dinner tonight?" "Simplicity." "Can I delete *Real Housewives* from the DVR?" "It's a multi-faceted thing, erasure." "Can you put toilet paper on the shopping list?" "First, in order to understand the toilet paper, I have to walk the tightrope between compassion for its destiny -- to be brought out of the plastic womb, only to be broken, torn, destroyed in a watery grave for which it can do nothing by lie in wait -- and an understanding of its primal urge to scrape, to scour. To acquire, I have to inhabit." And so forth.

We also accidentally forgot to include Amber in our Globes coverage, so let us remedy that now:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/GettyImages-504401576.jpg "Amber Heard at the Golden Globes")

She's in a Gucci very reminiscent [of one Anne Hathaway wore years ago](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fug-knight-rises-07-2012/). This one looks somewhat less like she is riding on a May Float but the fact that I can see her slip is killing the bodice's mojo. I do enjoy that the Globes gods paired up two people who then wore diametrically opposed dresses, though; those same gods should have reached down and handed Amber some blotting papers before they took the stage, but whatever. Gods can be cruel.

\[Photos: Getty\]