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# Art of Elysium Fug or Fab: Kelly Rowland
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/art-of-elysium-fug-or-fab-kelly-rowland-01-2016/
- Published: 2016-01-13T18:30:03.000Z
- Updated: 2016-01-13T04:39:00.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Art of Elysium, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Kelly here is [not having much luck wrangling the ladies this year](https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-wtfs-the-naked-wannabes-01-2016/gettyimages-504518996?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

![kelly rowland](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/gettyimages-504292900.jpg "Kelly Rowland")

It's too bad, because I actually don't hate the strange cacophony that is that pattern. I guess, to paraphrase the Three-Headed Child of Destiny, it simply wasn't ready for her chestal jelly.

\[Photo: Getty\]