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Ashley Graham arrives at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, in Beverly Hills, Calif
91st Academy Awards - Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Beverly Hills, USA - 24 Feb 2019
We'll give it to La Graham first, because... that's the order in which my computer uploaded these. Okay, so after looking utterly fabulous at the actual Oscars, Ashley deciced to change into this woeful outfit. That top is out of its own ever-living mind.
Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Spring Studios Featuring: Ashley Graham
Where: New York, New York, United States
When: 13 Nov 2018
Credit: WENN.com
What is WITH her and bodices? I don't have a problem with th epants, but one of her boobs having its own MASSIVE train pulls her down. Her left boob right now is like, "HA HA, I WIN."
, New York, NY - 20180516 - The 2018 Lower Eastside Girls Club Spring Fling -PICTURED: Ashley Graham
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It's a sports bra, friend.
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Ashley Graham
Billboard's 13th Annual Women in Music, Arrivals, New York, USA - 06 Dec 2018
This would not be GREAT without the sleeves, but it would be 95 percent better.
, New York, NY - 20190211-Celebrities Exit Phillip Lim Fashion Show During New York Fashion Week -PICTURED: Ashley Graham
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The plastic pants could maybe work if they were styled correctly, but beige shoes and a blouse TUCKED UP INTO ITSELF is not the answer.
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Ashley Graham, Khloe Kardashian
PrettyLittleThing office opening party, Los Angeles, USA - 20 Feb 2019
Ashley's hair is really showing Khloe's how it's done, but her dress seems too short to me.
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Ashley Graham
The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 May 2018
WEARING PRABAL GURUNG
This was also underwhelming, for me. Especially at a Met Gala that inspired people to wear GIANT HEADDRESSES, and after she'd had a really successful Gala the year before. It's a womp-womp for me.
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Ashley Graham, Gigi Hadid
Versace Afterparty, Met Gala, New York, USA - 07 May 2018
For some reason her afterparty outfit feels more relevant -- it's a bit Like a Prayer, at least -- but it's also not great. (However, I just noticed that Gigi is in boot-pants? I think they MUST tuck into matching boots, but how did I not notice before? I think the embroidery hoodwinked me.)
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Ashley Graham
The Daily Front Row's 6th Annual Fashion Media Awards, New York, USA - 06 Sep 2018
I have never liked this horned bodice.
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Ashley Graham
Carma Foundation 11th Annual Geminis Give Back Event, Miami, Florida, USA - 03 Jun 2018
Moths can be such a scourge.
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Ashley Graham
Vogue Paris Foundation Gala, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 03 Jul 2018
I don't know why ANY of this is happening. If you want to make a coat, MAKE A COAT.
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Ashley Graham
Vogue Paris Foundation Gala, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 03 Jul 2018
A COAT WITH AN ACTUAL BACK, PLEASE, THANKS.
Halsey
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Halsey
25th MTV Europe Music Awards, Arrivals, Bilbao, Spain - 04 Nov 2018
Switching gears to Halsey, she also wore stuff that's transparent, per usual.
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Halsey, Pedro Capo. Halsey, left, and Pedro Capo present the award for best new artist
2018 Latin Grammy Awards - Show, Las Vegas, USA - 15 Nov 2018
I wish she'd worn an ACTUAL pantsuit. Or even an actual jumpsuit, rather than some mesh.
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Halsey
EndoFound 9th Annual Blossom Ball - Arrivals, New York, USA - 19 Mar 2018
Inside this Blossom Ball, does the outfit grow into any kind of actual lush cover? Will someone fertilize it?
Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola - day one - at The O2, Peninsula Square, London Featuring: Halsey
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 08 Dec 2018
Credit: WENN.com
This could have been worse, but the top is weirdly sloppy.
2018 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 20, 2018 in Las Vegas, NV Featuring: Halsey
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 20 May 2018
Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
This is like a dress that bought a crappy wig.
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Halsey
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
It's not REQUIRED to dress in lingerie at this thing, Hals.
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Halsey
iHeartRadio Much Music Video Awards, Arrivals, Toronto, Canada - 26 Aug 2018
I think she just likes lingerie.
Halsey at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) wearing a cropped animal print top exposing her midriff with denim shorts and cowboy boots Featuring: Halsey
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 13 Jun 2018
Credit: WENN.com
She wore this ON A PLANE.
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Halsey and G-Eazy
MTV Movie & TV Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 16 Jun 2018
2018 MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals
It's just really not a slit if it shows 45 percent of your front.
Vanity Fair Oscars Party held at the Wallis Annenberg Center - Arrivals Featuring: Halsey
Where: Beverly Hills, Kalifornien, United States
When: 24 Feb 2019
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This is just so messy to me.
The 2018 HeatRadio Music Awards arrivals Featuring: Halsey
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 12 Mar 2018
Credit: Apega/WENN.com
Speaking of messy. This is grim in ALL ways, including the lighting.
, Los Angeles, CA -20180722 - Premiere of Teen Titans Go! To the Movies at TCL Chinese Theatre -PICTURED: Halsey
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And here we have the pants that defy comprehension. The zipper...
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... goes all the way around the back. Do the pants come APART and she puts them on one literal leg at a time, then... connects the crotch? I have A HUNDRED QUESTIONS that I will never get answered.
