Ashley Graham et al in Cannes

Ashley Graham

I just... cannot with this. I would say it's poorly executed, but I'm not sure anyone did much execution at all. She honestly looks like she rolled around in the sheets and then stood up and brought them with her. It's messy, it's clumpy, it's shapeless, and it looks like they stuck it to her bra with boob tape that's coming undone.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13924147d) Ashley Graham 'Club Zero' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 22 May 2023

It also looks heavy, and like they forgot to steam it. I like Ashley Graham. She can do SO much better. I think like she wore freaking custom H&M one year to a Met Gala and it was more adept than this.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13924148z) Ashley Graham 'Club Zero' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 22 May 2023

And it doesn't even seem to fit her chest? At least the jewels do.

Mia Wasikowska in custom Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13924147et) Mia Wasikowska 'Club Zero' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 22 May 2023

This is resoundingly okay. LV often has a neat fabric that it undercuts with construction, and while this isn't as bad as some, it's not my favorite skirt.

Cindy Bruna

HOWEVER, Cindy is here to give us life.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13924149br) Cindy Bruna 'Club Zero' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 22 May 2023

This is really just a bathing suit with a bunch of tulle gathered up in a knot in front of it, but THE HAT really pushes it into camp fun. Maybe if Ashley had added a hat of her own.

Coco Rocha

Coco Rocha, Bride of Cannes.

Izabel Goulart

Sure!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13924148ao) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 'Club Zero' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 22 May 2023 Wearing Valentino Same Outfit as catwalk model *13737064cc

ALSO why not! This is fine.

Elsa Zylberstein

I'll take this as well! Solid run here.

Neelam Gill

Can I get a "womp-womp."

Clotilde Coureau in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13924149aj) Clotilde Coureau 'Club Zero' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 22 May 2023

... I like her tie and sunnies?

Luke Barker

This is all extremely subtle; how did anyone even know he was there. (He's IN the movie that was screening.)

CUT! Activists

This group is trying to bring attention to more environmentally sound filming practices, if I understand it correctly? Tough sell at a film festival that has such a large carbon footprint, but here's hoping someone is listening.