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# What the Fug: Ashley Greene at the Venice Film Festival
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ashley-greene-at-the-venice-film-festival/
- Published: 2016-09-07T16:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:42:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Ashley Greene in Alberta Ferretti

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/09/gettyimages-598975824.jpg)

Hand-hewn from the sails of the S.S. Cacique, which left her shipwrecked on an island that throws lots of formal parties.

## Ashley Greene

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-599080186.jpg)

it took me an embarrassingly long time to suss out that there are two earrings here. Just one would have been one HECK of a statement.

## Ashley Greene in Saloni

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/FFN_Greene_Franco_SGP_090516_52164263.jpg)

For a look at how to do volume, look back at Livia Firth in the previous post. This looks like a non-pregnant person was erroneously sent a maternity jumpsuit for a woman three inches taller.

## Ashley Greene

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/FFN_Greene_Franco_SGP_090516_52164243.jpg)

Yes. Sitting down AND choosing sunglasses. Those are exactly the two strategies I would have taken, if "go back to hotel" was not available.

[What the Fug: Ashley Greene at the Venice Film FestivalI had thought Ashley didn't work much after Twilight, but a visit to her IMDb page shows that she in fact has. In addition to In Dubious Battle, a James Franco joint based on the John Steinbeck novel (which Venice didn't love and Deauville did; it also stars a hilariously mixed bag of people, including Robert Duvall, Selena Gomez, Vincent D'Onofrio, Analeigh Tipton, Bryan Cranston, Nat Wolff, Zach Braff, and Ed Harris), Ashley has also appeared in a movie I had NO IDEA existed called Shangri-La Suite, in which she plays Priscilla Presley (!) and RON f'ing LIVINGSTON of Office Space fame plays Elvis. WHAT IS THIS. Ashley, if we knew each other, we would need to have drinks immediately. \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/09/gettyimages-598975824.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ashley-greene-at-the-venice-film-festival-09-2016/)