Zendaya
Oh, these jeans. She was still developing that now famous mojo, but those pants are ghastly. They're like someone's homemade and now threadbare Sweetums costume.
Peyton List
Those boots look like a 3D printer went totally haywire.
Gwen Stefani
And then Gwen rolled up with the ultimate scrolldown: diaper pants.
Sharon Stone
Sharon here was hosting a charity event with an Enchanted Garden theme, so this is at least some on-point wackadillery, but the nipple and the hotpants must have been unexpected extras.
Amal and George
Oh, George, you're ALMOST as bad as Simon Cowell with those pants. Amal was in motion, and thus not actually standing there looking like her bladder was screaming; her dress is great but looks like she hemmed it with her teeth. Also... where ARE these two?!? My sister took our book to Lake Como and went past his house with it, and his boat was gone, though people around town claimed he'd been there the previous week. It just feels like George has not only dropped off the face of GFY HQ, but of the Earth.
Tori Spelling
Speaking of unconventional hemming. Tori, whatever this sweater was intended to do or be... this isn't it.
Caroline Wozniacki
"Caroline Wozniacki Presents Godiva Soft Serve" is never a headline I expect to see, and certainly not paired with a turtleneck crop top.
Tituss Burgess
Hello, you absolute delight.
Elisabeth Moss
This might need a necklace.
Alison Brie
I totally fell for the illusion created by black panels on the side of the dress. It was a weird minute. I do see through the bottom's tricks, though, but only because it is in fact see-through.
Lizzy Caplan and Kirsten Dunst
I am here for all of this except, I think, Lizzy's shoes with this outfit. Is that crazy? They're interesting and I love that, but the color feels off.
Sarah Paulson
Same thing here -- the dress is cute, but that shade of yellow feels like the wrong accent. I still love that haircut on her though.
Taylor Swift and Natalie Maines
Where is THIS album of breakup and revenge duets?!?
Matt LeBlanc
And then Joey Tribbiani showed up. How YOU doin'?