Abbey Dawn By Avril Lavigne

Dude. You're 27 years old. You've been doing this for 10 years. To quote the fine film From Justin to Kelly, MOVE AWN.

Abbey Dawn By Avril Lavigne - Arrivals - Spring 2013 Style360

I have never seen a teenager give more half-assed devil horns than Kylie Jenner here. I feel like I can sense her getting into her car after this event and turning to some other Kardashian/Jenner and saying, "she is so embarrassing." And then the other K/J goes, "that's what you get for modeling for a girl who dumped our brother and then randomly got engaged to that dude from Nickelback. It's supportive."

Abbey Dawn By Avril Lavigne - Arrivals - Spring 2013 Style360

The sad thing is, her blazer is actually kind of cute, but you'd never know it because you're too busy wondering how she actually managed to STUD HER HAIR.

Avril LaFug

Is she still going to be doing this when she's 45? Will it come around to being charming again when she's 70? [Photos: Getty]