Helen Mirren

"Yes, that's the Roosevelt Hotel, Helen. It's where I shall try and shag you later, yes? Yes? No? No. Okay."

Helen Mirren

"Tah-dah! Can you believe it took me this long to get my feet and hands in cement at the Chinese Theatre? ME EITHER."

Helen Mirren

"Because have I mentioned that I am awesome? Also: I almost always look smoking hot. And I'm 65 years old. And my hair is really cute right now. LADIES, THERE IS HOPE."

Helen Mirren

"Also bunny ears. Hope, and bunny ears."

Awesomely Played, Helen Mirren

Because sometimes in a world of pantless starlets, Excel spreadsheets, impending taxes, and global unrest, you just want to spent ten minutes with someone who is awesome.