Jessica Alba in Carolina Herrera

This is a beautiful dress. We don't see much of Alba anymore; when she comes out in stuff like this, it's the kind of wallop that makes you think, "Aw, where have you been???" Well played.

Vanessa Bryant in Gucci

This might be the laziest Gucci I have ever seen. Vanessa deserves a better version of this dress, and a steamer.

Camilla Luddington in Monique Lhuillier

This is a very pretty IDEA, but I'm hung up on the lace on the neck looking a little cheap.

June Diane Raphael

I enjoy this on June -- the blanket sleeve looks cozy; it's very practical for LA, when 65 during the day feels so hot and then suddenly the sun goes down and the temp drops below 50.

Kim Kardashian in Balenciaga

Kim has a bod that can carry a lot of sartorial nonsense, but this just feels like the sewing machine broke.

Look, she brought Kylie's wax figure!

Kylie Jenner in custom Loewe

Just kidding, it is, of course, Real Kylie, looking as excited as ever to be... anywhere. I can't blame her for being low-energy about this though. So much pretty pleating, and then it looks like someone hastily censored her pelvis. This was custom, though, so I guess all the hooha was with her approval.

Rachel Zoe in Giambattista Valli

She is starting to look like Lindsey Vonn. The dress is fine, but that flash of visible boning seems unnecessary? Just lean on the feathers, y'all.

Quannah Chasinghorse-Potts

I tried to figure out who made this jacket; Google served me a link to something that SOUNDED right on the native American designer Kayla Lookinghorse's website, but the link turned out to be broken. The dress under it looks neat, and I like the sleeves and cuff stripes.

And it has SURPRISE FRINGE. And some nice flowers.

Jordana Brewster

She's definitely selling this. The lipstick and purse are ideal complements.

Ayesha Curry in Giambattista Valli

I don't think this needed the bonus drop-waist.

Jenna Dewan

Sure! Clean and simple.

Kerry Washington in Sergio Hudson

I love it. Very playful and pretty.

Lori Harvey in Off White

I don't know if this was the party to go mega-avant garde, but... wait, it's Baby2Baby, maybe she's dressed as the sperm.

Anitta in vintage D&G

This dress is like a garter, but... embiggened.

Kelly Rowland in Georges Chakra

This is beautiful, as is typical of him. The work on that bodice rules. It's very... avian.

Elsa Hosk

Two days ago someone was hauling in shrimp from the sea in that thing.

Julie Bowen in Dolce & Gabbana

That clutch feels like a slightly random choice with this. I actually like it much better than the metallic pee color on her dress.

Leslie Mann in Cong Tri

Ah, yes, that most curious of hemlines: dress that is rergurgitating itself.

Mindy Kaling in Pamella Roland

Oooh, yes, Mindy. And I see that berry lip. This whole thing is stunning.

Shiri Appleby

... it's a nice blazer?

Kris Jenner in Elie Saab

She looks good. Honestly, with her cash and access, she SHOULD look good.

Olivia Wilde in Magda Butrym

Why are her boobs blindfolded? WHAT IS SHE AFRAID THEY'LL SEE???

Alexandra Daddario in Monique Lhuillier

Very glitzy and glam.

Ciara in D&G

Well. I love the IDEA of her in a full suit, but not one with leggings and see-through shoes. And the super snug jacket that ends up looking too small.

Donald Faison and Zach Braff

I think she'd have rocked EITHER of these more standard suits, as these two gents do.

Shay Mitchell

Gorgeous. That red lip on her is a dream.

Emma Roberts in Alexandre Vauthier

This is... functional and fine.

Miranda Kerr in Rasario

I can't help thinking that's sitting a tad low.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Monique Lhuillier

That's more like it.

Zooey Deschanel in vintage Nina Ricci

It's too bad they couldn't find her some vintage that didn't also look messy. She disappears a little in this. Possibly because she is not throwing a martini at the wall.

Pink Made a Comeback at Baby2Baby This Year

The color, not the rocker, who sadly wasn't there (and also never left us).