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# Baby You're My Fuggerwork
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/baby-youre-my-fuggerwork/
- Published: 2012-03-08T19:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-08T00:11:22.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Katy Perry

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/140838154.jpg)

The dress appears to be a diagram of the symptoms of venereal disease, and the jacket, I think the Queen sometimes wears for state visits. The makeup was obviously designed by a five-year old on her Barbie styling head. And yes, she looked exactly this spaced out in every photo we had from this event.

Is the blue hair really that important of an artistic choice right now? She looks like a My Little Pony. If it curled at the bottom I'd think she ripped it right out of the rump of my old pegasus, Firefly (who was pink with blue hair and two glittery lightning bolts on her hindquarters, and also, who I made a boy so I could marry it off to another pegasus with a girlier name (Melody)).

## Katy Perry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/140859058.jpg)

Fire shoes, sure, fine -- you're at a Miu Miu show, that's a specialty, wear them in good health. But the blue-tipped pedicure is gross. It looks like Athlete Smurf's toe fungus.

## Katy Perry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/140858722.jpg)

However, I need that purse in my life.

## Katy Perry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/140616634.jpg)

This is okay, in that Viktor + Rolf kind of way -- you know, fashion and a filtration system in one. She at least seems to LIKE this one. Just be happy, kid.

## Katy Perry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/140719053.jpg)

This outfit is actually okay by me, but she is a hot mess from the neck up. She doesn't even look like herself -- and again, yes, she looked about this evil in all the photos, sometimes changing it up with a plotty sly smile, but mostly always with a veneer of scheming. I hope whatever it is, it's worthy revenge, or worthy of *Revenge*.

[Baby You're My FuggerworkDo we think she's even having any fun anymore? I just asked one of the beans what he thinks of this and he said, "Playground. OH NO. ALL GONE CHIPS." So true. I can't wait until this site turns into Kids Write The Darndest Fugs. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/140838154.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/baby-youre-my-fuggerwork-03-2012/)