Meghan Trainor in Alin Le Kal

In full disclosure, generally when people say a celebrity has become unrecognizable, I can't see it! I can almost always recognize them and think they look basically the same! But Meghan Trainor here IS unrecognizable to me, due to a combo of weight loss and some facial procedures. (She's been very open about both.) Good for her if that's her jam but I think at a certain point, it might be bad for a celebrity if people don't recognize them anymore?

Simu Liu and Allison Hsu

Simu was definitely professionally styled for this party but I feel like he looks ever so slightly too casual, even though the look itself is objectively very good. Allison looks great.

Olivia Munn in Nina Ricci

This is definitely a formal goth negligee.

Jenna Dewan

As I was saying! (I do like Olivia's formal goth negligee better.)

Julianne Hough

I like this but it IS a modified wine bag.

Jessica Alba in Alex Perry

This is incredibly reasonable. (I feel like Alex Perry is where you go when you want an incredibly reasonable formal gown that you will look very pretty in and no one will crack wise about.)

Rachel Zoe

This seems very on brand: caftan-adjacent, lots of jewelry, long hair. Carry on!

Molly Sims

I weirdly kind of like this, but does it feel like it was originally made for a taller person? Molly Sims isn't even a shorty! She's a professional model!

Shay Mitchell

I also weirdly kind of like this but would be remiss not to inform you that Shay is currently under a bit of fire because she launched a line of beauty products for children, which DOES sound like a 30 Rock joke.

Lake Bell in vintage Ossie Clark

This IS a lot of sternum. I love the idea of wearing vintage Ossie Clark but this feels like it's on backwards.

Julie Bowen in Zuhair Murad

This is really REALLY pretty. She might need a SLIGHTLY stronger lip?

Ciara

No.

Lizzo

This is...fine? I think the jewelry AND the dress together veer slightly costume-y.

Taylour Paige in 1984 Oscar de la Renta

Speaking of costume-y! This is vintage, which explains it, but it feels Renaissance-Themed Halloween Party to me.

Kaley Cuoco

I am...whelmed.

Serena Williams in Pamella Roland

Write your own 90210 joke!

Leslie Mann

Of all the black gowns at this shindig, I think this is my favorite. The shape is pleasantly unusual.

Miranda Kerr in Rachel Gilbert

In fairness, this one is also just fine.

Tinashe in Khoon Hooi

CUTE.

The Annual Baby2Baby Gala Brought Its Traditional Parade of Gowns: Part II

The folks wearing black and white.