Mindy Kaling in Valentino
It is... hard for me to get excited about this. (The fountain of fringe is the top of her purse, by the way.) It's very mediocre on her.
Julie Bowen
Per her stylist, she's wearing both Marchesa AND Dolce & Gabbana. It's a twofer. (I don't really know what to make of Marchesa because I am unclear on whether money still goes into Harvey's pockets... I am sure it's too much to hope that anyone wearing it has asked that question.) I assume the dress is Marchesa and maybe the shoes or bag are D&G? The dress is NOT anyone's best work. It looks like someone stapled a giant's garter around her waist.
Sara Foster
And then this happened, and Worst Dressed became a clear... one might even say transparent... result.
Erin Foster in Markarian
Sara should have gone shopping with her sister, who looks fabulous. Maybe they share a finite pool of fashion karma and when one of them swims in the deep end the other one doesn't have a choice but to splash in the shallows.
Alexandra Daddario
You know, I made a crack about Sara being worst dressed, and she probably is, but there's something almost worse to me about this dress? At least Sara's is clear on what it is. This one doesn't seem to know what it is AND looks poorly made.
Jeannie Mai
Happy for her about the baby, not happy for her about the catsuit.
Lydia Hearst
You can't tell from this shot, but she is ALSO pregnant. I think she and Chris Hardwick have been trying for a while -- congrats to them. I don't think this needed the pink sheet.
Shay Mitchell
Sure!
Mandy Moore in Versace
Also sure!
Jessica Alba
SURE TIMES THREE. Everything is fine.
Nicole Richie in vintage Dior
That one needs a closer peek to see all the detail -- it's quite nice, and I always like seeing celebs take advantage of what I assume is a prodigious amount of locally available vintage (this one is from Shrimpton Couture).
Jennifer Garner in Prada
Zzzzzzz.
Behati Prinsloo
It's a nightie, right?
Jordana Brewster
As this line goes, this is very un-alarming. But her head definitely looks better than the dress.
Ciara
Reader, I laughed. This is just so terrible. SHE is as gorgeous as always, and she's cheerful, and I want to go on the ride with her but this WAY overcomplicated and her bottom half looks like a confusing sea creature.
And there's basically no angle where it looks better. Thank you for the smiles, Ciara. We NEEDED wacky. It got sleepy in the middle there.