Kirsten Dunst (in Dries Van Noten) and Jesse Plemons

I already said everything in the intro, so... YAY, love them, love this, the end.

Kim Kardashian in Balenciaga

Meanwhile, Kim matched her lips to her foundation and dressed as a sofa at a very expensive wake.

Demi Lovato

HELLO. There is a good lipstick. But she looks like a lounge singer who's about to do a REALLY depressing set atop a piano.

Heidi Klum

At least her FACE is bringing some cheer to this. I actually bet it looks very cool in person, but what I THINK might be neat texture and/or details aren't really rendering for me in the picture.

Jessica Alba

That is thoroughly dreamy.

Chrissy Teigen

That's nifty -- that's still black, but with a chipper embellishment.

Zoe Saldana

She looks extremely cute.

Nicole Richie, and Sofia Richie in 2018 Chanel

I saw Sofia Richie Grainge on a magazine cover the other day and sincerely thought it said SOFIA RICHIE CRINGE and had to blink and reset my eyes. I sort of enjoy the velvet austerity of Nicole's, but they're both so intense-feeling.

Olivia Wilde in Balmain

And that's great. That's more the vibe I was expecting.

Camila Alves

Sure? I guess?

Nikki Reed

I love the sleeve on this; very romantic.

Lucy Hale

I have no clever thoughts! Sometimes people just look nice and actually that applies to a lot of people in this slideshow.

Katharine McPhee in Maria Lucia Hohan

That almost looks like it was painted on her chest.

Hailey Bieber in Saint Laurent

Classic, but kind of boring.

Ayesha Curry in Alberta Ferretti

That's veering bridesmaid, a little.

Alessandra Ambrosio

That's very out of the norm for her -- it's not slinky, it's not see-through, it's not spangled; it's just princessy.

Rachel Zoe

I am a sucker for gold. You know this.

Lori Harvey

This dress is trying so hard to do something interesting with its train, but didn't try hard ENOUGH to do something interesting with its actual self.

Molly Sims in Galia Lahav

As you can see, Princess Leia really could've done more with jewelry.

Sarah Hyland

God dammit, all you people with bobs, I'm going to cut my hair this time for real maybe. (Her frock is great.)

Julie Bowen

This is sort of nice, but also... maybe too crinkly up top?

Normani

I want to like this on her, but I wish someone had tailored it to her actual cup size. We do not need to rest our chins in our own cleavage.

Salma Hayek

Very sexy, as usual.

Cole Sprouse

That sure is a hair choice.

Zooey Deschanel in Patou

This all feels extremely on-brand. And also like she's about to bust out a tap routine.

Jordana Brewster

What is she skating to this evening, do you think? Puttin' on the Ritz? Puttin' on the Ritz, but the version by Taco?

Christine Ko

She's making seafoam green work for her.

Michelle Monaghan

I cannot say with confidence that either of these items was intended to go with the other. It feels thrown together.

Jenna Dewan in Monique Lhuillier

She made the top of her dress out of hospital scrubs. Sustainable!

Kirsten Dunst Nailed It Again at Baby2Baby

She's on a streak.