
"Make me look like I drive around with the top down and a scarf flowing behind me that never blows away, but ALSO like if Krystle Carrington was a pilot, and then make it the wrong size."

This slideshow ate my captions TWICE. This one was all about how I like the fabric, but am concerned it was stitched together by someone who was up drunk at 3 a.m.

THIS one was about how stumpifying the jumpsuit is.

"Hi. I wore this to a dance when I weas 15. Look, the leg slit still has the rip in it from when I did the electric slide too electrically."

Too tight, I think?

I actually like this one, comparatively? It's also perhaps too snug, but it's interesting.

Whereas this feels like she got it from Lea Michele's box marked Stuff I Owned During Glee Season 2.

Glorious witchy sleeves for the win.
