Babylon Los Angeles Premiere

Margot Robbie in Alaia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13667243ck) Margot Robbie 'Babylon' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Dec 2022

I have to say....I sort of wish she'd worn the hood up. In for a penny, in for a pound. And I think it might make her look less like she's wearing a repurposed stair runner. (I guess we can assume her deal with Chanel is definitely dunzo, though.)

Olivia Wilde

Meanwhile, Olivia Wilde looks like a rich widow who probably murdered her husband and would do it again. To be honest, I love this vibe on her and think she looks great.

Brad Pitt

Here is Brad Pitt. He looks like Brad Pitt.

Diego Calva

As noted in the intro, Diego Calva is HANDSOME.

Li Jun Li

This is a lot of look, but I think she's carrying it.

Kelly Rowland in Iris Van Herpen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13667243bt) Kelly Rowland 'Babylon' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Dec 2022

This is A LOT of a dress and it's like EXTREME HOLIDAY FESTIVENESS. Which isn't a bad thing. Life is short, YOLO on the big sleeves.

Hannah Einbinder

Hannah is there to support Jean Smart. I know Jean Smart is in this movie because I saw her disembodied head floating behind Diego Calva on a poster a few slides ago. Hannah looks GREAT.

Jean Smart

As does her co-star! Those sleeves are pleasantly dramatic.

Chrishell Stause

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13667243ac) Chrishelle Stause 'Babylon' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Dec 2022

DING DONG!! This is very babelicious. (I also just learned that "babelicious" is in my spell check.)

Max Minghella and Elle Fanning

They've been together for FOUR YEARS and I cannot keep that info in my head. It just falls right out. (They've been dating since she was 20 and he's 12 years older than she is. I know you want to know this. I do think Elle may be mature beyond her years, though. She looks nice!)

Natalia Bryant

Natalia looks GREAT.

Rebecca Rittenhouse in Khoon Hooi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13667243dw) Rebecca Rittenhouse 'Babylon' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Dec 2022

Fun fact! She and I went to the same high school. (AT VERY DIFFERENT TIMES, as she is a youth! And I am a middle!) She looks very pretty here -- this is a great vintage-feeling dress, although it's not vintage -- and I, in fact, briefly thought she WAS Margot Robbie, when I saw this pic very small. (Samara Weaving, who ALSO looks like Robbie, is in this movie [although not at this event], but I don't think Rebecca is.)

Eiza Gonzalez

This is very understated. I must admit...I love it.

Eric Roberts

Here is Eric Roberts. He looks like Eric Roberts!

'Flea

Flea also looks like Flea but Flea is very interesting looking. (Flea is in this movie! A LOT OF PEOPLE are in this movie.)

Taylor Hill in Balmain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (13669900as) Taylor Hill 'Babylon' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Dec 2022

She's also in this movie! (This is pretty fun on her.)

Tobey Maguire

Here's Tobey Maguire. He also looks like Flea. Just kidding! He looks like Tobey Maguire.