Right off the top, we have something for when you HATE your castmates. If I could go back in time and give this to Florence Pugh during Don't Worry Darling, I would.
It's a bit early for a palate-cleanser.
Don't worry, I promise, these are few and far between.
But, put this purple one on SWINTON.
Sabrina Carpenter.
I was going to say this looks like the Cat in the Hat's PR rep, and then I googled who's in the new CITH movie coming out, and Quinta Brunson voices the HR boss at the Cat's employer. So THERE.
Jada Pinkett Smith.
I'd also like to see Maya Rudolph present an Emmy in this.
No longer must you merely LOOK like you are wearing a lampshade!
Harrison Ford might win an Emmy this Monday. If he does, he might regret not going all-out, don't you think?
Ciara.
If ONLY they'd had this for Lana Condor for the premiere of Coyote vs. Acme, because it looks like an anvil.
Heidi Klum, to be worn during Project Runway's premiere.
Gary Oldman could REALLY make a statement at the Emmys.
Wait, this is almost reasonable. ALMOST. Take it away, Julie Chen Moonves.
Is that a purse, or a large nipple hat?
A Fanning.
The other Fanning.
I DO often say there aren't enough hats on the red carpet. Come on, Keri Russell, let your flag fly.
Rihanna.
Maggie Gyllenhaal, this is your time.
Joe Burrow, start the NFL season with a bang.
Kerry Washington maybe SHOULD wear this.