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Who wore Oscar de la Renta better: Taylor or Amal Alamuddin? I'm giving it to Taylor.
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This is great and cheery on her, and the metallic shoes with it are good inspiration to dig a little deeper into Ye Olde Zappos.com.
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Yes, yes, and yes.
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The miracle she's performing here is making me not hate that dress.
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And, her second miracle.
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This is all basically totally average except for THAT QUADRICEP. WOW.
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Taylor looks cute in this, but it reminds me of what happens anytime I order something from Modcloth: It hangs two inches shorter than I expect and need it to be.
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That is so cute on her, though.
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She is REALLY into those low-heeled lace-ups.
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She really, REALLY loves them, in fact. (Also, she's infatuated with tiny shorts, although with those legs we all would be.)
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She's using the purse to tie in the nude shoes, and it pretty much works, if that's the only dressed-down direction she could take the red.
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This is totally a photo for a profile in "Town & Country."
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That sweater makes me think of people playing tennis in long pants with wooden rackets. But in a good way.
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Gotta admire her perseverance (presumably) in finding a hat that matches her pants.
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This was from back when Taylor seemed to be auditioning best friends (she's with Lily Aldridge), before she and Karlie Kloss really cemented that they are each other's soul mates. She is, naturally, wearing a coat that I love.
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Taylor's dress here is ... fine, if a little tight, but what I'm really into is Karlie's coat. Because it's chilly today and we have a fire burning and COATS.
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COATS. Also, this whole outfit is basically calculated to perfection.
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I long for this.
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I also long for THIS.
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Stunning lines on her.
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Her coat closet must be a PARADISE.
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She could have used one of those coats here, I think. The outfit is great on her but she's clearly super cold.
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Girlfriend can work a pair of skinny cords, that's for sure.
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What this is REALLY making me want is her personal trainer.
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Maybe I just need to move to New York and walk everywhere in heels for six months.
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Maybe she was in a bad mood on this day.
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I included this one for the purse. My own hunter green purse is about to die and I will grieve it terribly. And I don't want to be INSENSITIVE to it by coveting another, but. You know.
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Oh hey there, lover. Want to help ease my sorrow?
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I included THIS to ensure that I didn't want all the things in this slideshow. That outfit is not her finest hour.
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Oh, actually, I don't want this, either, but... okay, the shoes, maybe. Sigh. Always something.
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You can tell I've never had great legs because I'm forever looking at these photos and wondering how she isn't TOTALLY paranoid that her mini will ride up (and this, exposing that I have never myself worn one).
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I wish the shoes didn't have platforms, but she looks great in the rest of it.
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But THIS is the one where I REALLY want the platforms to BURN WITH FIRE.
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Apparently a little Vanessa Hudgens lives inside us all.
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I THINK this was J. Crew, and I think it sold out, and I think I can see why.
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I vote yes on the purse and the shoes.
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Is that hilarious, or drippy?
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She makes winter look good.
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MORE COATS. I think I like wintry Taylor better than the summer version.
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... or DO I.
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I like the sunglasses best here.
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We've seen that bag in at least one other color. I wonder if the designers just send her one in each.
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I just desperately wish this were a skirt.
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She does love those shoes. I can see why, but she seems so teeter-y in them.
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She ALSO loves these shoes, but for my money the dress is better. (Though her bangs are giving her trouble.)
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And, well, this depresses the heck out of me. Mostly because of the shoes. So why am I ending on a blah note? TO SAVE US ALL MONEY. It's meant to purge you of the urge to Google the other things.