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# Bad Fugcher
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bad-fugcher/
- Published: 2011-06-21T15:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-21T05:00:39.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Cameron Diaz

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070366.jpg)

The two-dresses-in-one here kind of look like a girl who, after Church, let one of the altar boys take her out back and ravage her like a bear waking up from hibernation -- torn-looking skirt, a similar effect up top creating the illusion that someone has peeled back the fabric to reveal the see-through lining... It's sort of an angel-devil motif, where even the angel is nasty enough to call people Miss Jackson.

## Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070447.jpg)

CAMERON: Oh, hi, Justin. So nice to see you here. Where is J.Lo?

JUSTIN: Who?

CAMERON: You know, that creature you were dating with the prominent derri--

JUSTIN: Nice, Cam. Real classy.

CAMERON: WHAT? I don't care. I'm dating A-Rod now, Justin. A-ROD. HE IS A YANKEE.

JUSTIN: That's great. I'm single.

CAMERON: You ARE?

## Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070451.jpg)

CAMERON: WAY TO GO, Commitmentphobe McSameOld!

JUSTIN: Oh, so THAT'S how it's going to be!

## Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070542.jpg)

CAMERON: Oh, silly billy, I'm just TEASING. I can do that! Because we're FRIENDS! See, I can lean into you really close like this and we're okay with it because we're FRIENDS! It's what FRIENDS do!

JUSTIN: HELL YEAH. Keep leaning, babe.

## Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070484.jpg)

CAMERON: Oh, you mean like this? Right here? NIIIIICE and close?

JUSTIN: AWW YEAH BABY. You are bringing sexy back. And I am accepting that gift.

CAMERON: You think?

JUSTIN: Oh yeah. I am feeling luckier by the minute, if you know what I mean.

CAMERON: You mean you want to take me home and ravage my hard-ass body?

JUSTIN: HELL YES LADY.

CAMERON: Great, thanks.

JUSTIN: ... What?

## Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/FNP_EW_0206814.jpg)

CAMERON: That's all I needed to hear. Sayonara, sucker! I'VE STILL GOT IT.

## Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070598.jpg)

JUSTIN: Whaaaat? Come on, we were having fun! Cameron? ... Cam? ... Dammit. Somebody get me Olivia Wilde up in here, STAT.

[Bad FugcherI was reading Vanity Fair the other day, and in the Justin Timberlake article, it mentions that he and Cameron Diaz dated five years ago. And it's TRUE. I mean, I didn't think Vanity Fair would lie to me through one of its typically glowing profiles, but it's just so crazy to me -- it feels like that just happened, even though he spent the last several years stringing along with Jessica Biel. So I guess I can't suggest that Cammy did her best Boobs Legsly at the Bad Teacher, the better to rub her ex's nose in what he's missing. ... Wait, what? They were pawing at each other? GAME ON. \[Photos: Getty and Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/camerondiaz_117070366.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bad-fugcher-06-2011/)