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# Bad Fugmance
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bad-fugmance/
- Published: 2011-05-24T20:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-24T05:17:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Gaga

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/ladygaga_fnp_ew_0198443.jpg)

I know she bristles at the Madonna comparisons now that we all know how much "Born This Way" echoes "Express Yourself," but girl, you look like a hybrid of almost all of her videos at once -- interestingly, EXCEPT for "Express Yourself," presumably because the cone boobs would be a giveaway.

## Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/ladygaga_FNP_EW_0198444.jpg)

Yes, Gaga. You're cheeky. We get it.

I believe, apart from signing an autograph or two, she's about to accept a bouquet from a fan. The reason I know this is...

## Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/ladygaga_FNP_EW_0198447.jpg)

... suddenly, she has a bouquet in her hands. (And a very nasty, creative sunburn on her left thigh.) Instead of accepting the flowers completely, though, Gaga decides she has a better idea.

## Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/ladygaga_FNP_EW_0198449.jpg)

She will instead behead them and throw petals at everyone, as if reaching into her blossoms' tender folds and hurling their contents at her adoring public is a meaningful gesture. ... Okay, maybe I'm being harsh. She's just sharing the roses. But I bet that fan went home and cried. Also, I'm too attuned to Important Symbols In Gagaism because of what she did on SNL this past weekend.

## Gaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4226.jpg)

OKAY. So after singing "Born This Way," she attaches a fake pregnancy belly with a giant round ring on it to her stomach, and then lies down in gilded stirrups while a bunch of refried punk zombies smear glittery gold goo all over the table in front of her crotch. So I ask you: If we are going THIS FAR, and we are getting to where her trippy cult members are bathing the world in her shiny afterbirth, do you not feel robbed that she didn't go all the way? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE that she didn't pull the ripcord on that stomach and have it burst open and give birth to something? Is she napping on the job? Is even GAGA bored of Gaga? Can it be? ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO GET A BREAK? Because if not, I personally feel cheated. I expected big explosions from that fraudulent bump. You might want to workshop this one a little Gags.

[Bad FugmanceYou know, somewhere, there is a convent that would love to have this woman. Sure, it's run by people who put absinthe on their corn flakes and promise their spiritually recreated virginities to a man with a handlebar mustache named Baron von Slapp, but listen, isn't any embrace a welcome one? Also, while I'm on the Lady Blahblah subject, I have questions about her SNL performance. Drop by the last slide and we can talk. \[Photos: Pacific Coast News\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/ladygaga_fnp_ew_0198443.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bad-fugmance-05-2011/)