> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Bad Old Greens - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bad-old-greens/ - Published: 2020-03-17T21:45:51.000Z - Updated: 2020-03-17T07:13:38.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07 ## The SATC Ladies in 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/60771_81063283-compressed-1584425292.jpg) I will NEVER forget the time SJP wore a tree on her head to promote *Sex and the City*. (The first movie, I believe.) Kim Cattrall's expression says a lot -- much more now that we know how they really feel about each other. ## Katy Perry in 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/62121_81546635-640x978-1584425301.jpg) Don't worry, Katy. In 2020 everyone will have forgotten this romper. UNTIL NOW. ## Blake Lively in 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/65121_82707434-640x960-1584425309.jpg) She wore this to a Miss Sixty show at Fashion Week, which is a time capsule of a sentence. It's a messy disaster. ## Sarah McLachlan 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/78562_90991670-640x988-1584425316.jpg) She wore this to perform the song for the "In Memoriam," which is appropriate, because something DOES seem to have died on there. ## Amanda Seyfried ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/85761_97526906-640x961-1584425323.jpg) What a shredded mess. ## Freida Pinto in 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/90572_spl191888_004-1584425330.jpg) 'The Last Airbender' Celeb Arrivals In NYC Pictured: Frieda Pinto **Ref: SPL191888 300610** Picture by: Richie Buxo / Splash News **Splash News and Pictures** Los Angeles:310-821-2666 New York:212-619-2666 London:870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com This is an overcomplicated situation. It's not THAT bad I guess, but there's a lot going on for a dress that's also VERY shiny satin. ## Freida Pinto ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/freidapinto120009375-compressed-1584425447.jpg) And this just didn't look very precisely made. ## Elisabeth Moss in 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/91321_103005967-640x953-1584425345.jpg) Is this Miss Scarlet/Lesley Ann Warren cosplay? ## Elisabeth Moss in 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/elisabethmoss68th-annual-golden-globe-awards-arrivals-43-compressed-1584425433.jpg) Too much. GREAT color, though, and I can see why she kept picking it. Her styling has improved. ## Ellen Page in 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/91001_102874261-640x1072-1584425338.jpg) So has hers. Not very hard to go up from here, though. This is like a paper lantern. ## Christina Applegate ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/840657af-1548827782-1584425352.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (840657af) Christina Applegate. 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, America - 25 Jan 2009 Kate Winslet and Slumgdog Millionaire have continued their awards winning streak by scooping two of the top awards. At the star-studded event in Los Angeles Winslet was named best supporting actress for her Oscar-nominated role in The Reader. Meanwhile, Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire won the ensemble cast prize - the guild's equivalent of a best picture award. Also on the night, Meryl Streep walked away with the best actress gong for her part in Doubt and Sean Penn was named best actor for Milk - both categories they have also been Oscar nominated for. Late actor Heath Ledger received the best supporting actor award for his portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight. In the TV categories, House star Hugh Laurie won the best actor in a drama series award. 30 Rock won the best comedy ensemble prize and two of its stars, Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey, were also recognised. The guild's lifetime achievement award was presented to James Earl Jones - the veteran actor who was the voice of Darth Vader. I think her dress is drunk. Not her; I really do mean just the dress. ## Ginnifer Goodwin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/113508731-640x889-1584425361.jpg) That necklace is amazing, but the dress creates SUCH an odd shape. ## Olivia Munn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/125598165-419x6101-compressed-1584425369.jpg) It's O.G. Munn! Another good color -- I mean, green is always a good color, so that's a pointless remark I suppose -- but it's a messy design. ## Laura Prepon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/Emmys-2014-Laura-Prepon-820x11401-1584425439.jpg) This is ALSO overly fussy. A cool idea, weirdly done. ## Archie Panjabi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/125598719-640x948-1584425378.jpg) If that stayed up all night, it was a miracle. ## Viola Davis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/140017656-640x910-1584425386.jpg) At the time, we thought her skirt looked like the victim in a slasher film. ## Taylor Schilling ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/462132929_10-419x6731-1584425394.jpg) Underwhelming lingerie. This one was on the line, honestly. It's not good, to me, but it's not BAD BAD BAD either. ## Jessica Chastain ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/1365376352-compressed-1584425402.jpg) This is like the ABS By Allen Schwartz version of Jaimie Alexander's Genny that we featured earlier. ## Sarah Hyland ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/1815823751-1584425409.jpg) LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 22: Actress Sarah Hyland arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) I'm not super into the black lace overlay. ## Analeigh Tipton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/analeightiptonoscas2014-1584425417.jpg) SHRIEK. ## Connie Britton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/conniebritton108088285-compressed-1584425425.jpg) Satin is tough. (Her boobs look super though.) ## Julianne Moore 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-2269228-1584425455.jpg) HOLLYWOOD - MARCH 23: Actress Julianne Moore attends the 75th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theater on March 23, 2003 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) THE WORST THING SHE HAS EVER WORN POSSIBLY PROBABLY I THINK. ## Kate Winslet in 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-73421038-1487798267-1584425463.jpg) HOLLYWOOD - FEBRUARY 25: Actress Kate Winslet attends the 79th Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 25, 2007 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images) This one, for me, was just not a very dreamy color. The cut is fine. It's fine, everything is fine, we're all fine here. ## Kerry Washington in 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-75651000-1584425470.jpg) Kerry Washington at amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS event, presented by Bold Films, the M?A?C AIDS Fund and The Weinstein Company to benefit amfAR (Photo by Tony Barson/WireImage for amfAR) Ah, yes, one of the puking dresses, where the top part appears to be barfing up the skirt. ## Julianne Moore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-507649892-compressed-1584425478.jpg) This color is tough, but the cut is worse. ## Brie Larson in 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-645779706-1488245023-1584425485.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Brie Larson attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) The cut of the top makes me think there is an invisible hook yanking her offstage by the neck. Which is upsetting. ## Jessica Pare ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/JessicaPare1-1584425494.jpg) Did you know Megan Draper has been on *SWAT: Boreanaz* this whole time? (That is not the show's name but I can't remember what it is, ever.) ## J Lo in 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_397833c-1563947627-1584425510.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charbonneau/BEI/Shutterstock (397833c) Jennifer Lopez 42ND GRAMMY AWARDS AT THE STAPLES CENTRE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 23 FEB 2000 Did she look good in it? Yes. Is it iconic? Yes. Does that mean I think it's a GOOD dress? No. ## Taylor Swift ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/taylor-swift-AG041590_02-1584426663.jpg) \*\*USA, Australia, New Zealand ONLY\*\* Los Angeles, CA - Taylor Swift at the Teen Choice Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. AKM-GSI August 10, 2014 \*\*USA, Australia, New Zealand ONLY\*\* To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com In the end, I put this here because it's too much - the midriff, the black and white, the green, and the shoes. It needed to be a hair simpler. ## Rachel McAdams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/to_the_wonder_14_wenn4071057-compressed-1584425534.jpg) Her arms were in very different moods on this day. ## Jayma Mays ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/wenn3448403-Jayma-Mays-Smurfs-640x974-1584425542.jpg) That is so SHORT AND TIGHT. Can she breathe? ## Jennifer Connelly ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/69861_84597753-640x1107-1584425671.jpg) This is so great, until you get to the gnawed-off hem. At least she's not in booties, but honestly, those shoes might be pulling too much focus. ## Drew Barrymore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-85927095-1584426339.jpg) Drew Barrymore (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage) I like this, but it needs a hoik and some jewelry, and it feels like a wan copy of a fuchsia one Cammy D wore to the Met Gala. ## Glenn Close ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/Glenn-Close-compressed-1584426446.jpg) I kep thinking she has a gun holstered to her butt, and then that it's an upside-down umbrella. Not auspicious. ## Reese in 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_9328422gh-1516600850-1584426784.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9328422gh) Reese Witherspoon 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Jan 2018 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals I forgot to put this one in earlier, so: Here it is, very snug, a great color, and an uninspiring shape. The pale pink lipstick also didn't gel for me. ## Kate and Matt ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/03/29331_80594934-compressed-1584429035.jpg) Reader, I laughed LOOK at the sleeve tassel. 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