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# Baffleck Has Been Dis-Armased
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/baffleck-has-been-dis-armased-01-2021/
- Published: 2021-01-19T17:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2021-01-19T18:34:10.000Z
- Description: I know. Cringe. But people beat me to "Benana Split." BRAVO, ALL.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

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I'll be honest: When I found out Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas broke up, I was only LIGHTLY tempted to write this memorial slideshow. But then some outstanding pictures surfaced -- which our providers don't have -- of [Ben Affleck's garbage cans, into which a Mysterious Adult Male Mysteriously Being Mysterious About His Identity was stuffing a coy cardboard cutout of Ana de Armas](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9161613/Ana-Armas-poster-thrown-TRASH-outside-Ben-Afflecks-home-LA-amid-split.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) previously seen [in the possession of Ben's children](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a32811575/ben-affleck-kids-ana-de-armas-cardboard-cutout/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (that article puts a blindly adoring spin on it, as is *Cosmo*'s wont, but [it seems more like Ana and the kids gently trolling either Ben or the paparazzi, or both](https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/ana-de-armas-and-ben-affleck-troll-paparazzi-with-cardboard.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)). Based on a study of the brow line, the Internet has decided said gentleman is Casey Affleck trying to go incognito, and given how bundled up his head is during a heatwave in Los Angeles, I want to believe it. But I'm not convinced, and -- this is stupid, I know -- I don't think Casey Affleck would wear any of that. Hopefully someone will solve this mystery. If I were Casey, I'd start IG'ing photos of myself in the Pacific Northwest or something with a quickness.

Anyway, TRUE LOVE IS DEAD, etc., so let's look back at the 10-month courtship that ran on Dunkin'.

###### \[Photos: Shutterstock, Getty\]