Alana Haim

I remember when they all wore sheers all the time, so this is a step forward. I think the overall effect is better than the component parts. Like, the elastic-waist leather pants are pulled up so high they're practically chafing her armpits.

Alana and Este Haim

Alana's is Louis Vuitton, and the outfits are of a piece, so I assume Este's is too. I can live with these.

Ariana DeBose

The tailoring has been a little off on some of her outfits this season. That looks boxy and maybe a bit baggy and overlong.

Caitriona Balfe in Saint Laurent

This is the super sophisticated version of Sandy from Grease. I do have chills, and they ARE multiplying. But in the context of some of her other outfits, as I mentioned in the BAFTAs post, the deep vee as the silhouette's main feature is getting a bit repetitive.

Millicent Simmonds

She's 19. Am I nuts, or does this feel a LITTLE mature? It's not bad or anything, but I could as easily see it on Allison Janney, and I feel like she has room to be more playful.

Kodi Smit-McPhee in Dior

I hope he came with a white sharpie and let people fill in the blanks.

Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

I had to zoom in on this one, because I thought I was looking at her neck skin there; it isn't, it's leather on her collar.

Rebecca Hall and Morgan Spector

I can't lie and pretend I love the dress itself, but she accessorized it well, and looks extremely foxy in it. And by the way, I was referring to her ACTUAL accessories, although the Robber Baron she's wearing on her left arm is also excellent.

Lashana Lynch in Prada

I, too, would like to wear jammies to everything.

Ciaran Hinds

He looks like he should have a cigar on him at all times.

Emilia Jones

"Sorry, Emilia, we've used up your opacity allowance a bit too quickly."

AJ Odudu

At least this was a more interesting finish to a turtleneck dress.

Troy Kotsur

Dapper, and an interesting shoe!

Mike Faist

Mike is in West Side Story, and I thought he was quite good. He also made Ansel Elgort look like even more of a fish out of water. Mike, in costume, slid right into the era and he felt appropriate to it, which only made Ansel's Modern Everything (face, posture, movement) even more apparent. ANYWAY. Watch the movie; it's beautiful.

Ferdia Walsh-Peelo

WAIT A MOMENT. This man is in Coda, and I can't see that he's been to anything yet. WHY IS THIS. Why have we been denied an ambitious dresser? He looks like a pirate clown, as played by Jack White.

Haley Bennett

She has a touch of the Opera Diva about her in this. Like Carlotta in Phantom. This woman has NO patience for Christine Daae's dumb mirror angels.

Lashana Lynch in Prada

This kind of outfit -- bra top, blazer, pants -- is becoming as omnipresent as sheers.

Talulah Riley (in Galvan) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster

These two seem to be dating. I recognized her from the very oddball movie St. Trinian's, which I once watched on a plane. So I Googled her to confirm that, and it turns out she was married to Elon Musk??!? TWICE?????!? That is two too many times.

Tom Hiddleston

Smooth as silk.

Vinette Robinson

That's a pretty fab suit. I would trade in some silver sandals, methinks.

Nicola Coughlan in Shushu Tong

Her shoes are great; this dress is a disappointment. Nicola is in the hottest Netflix property going, Bridgerton, and she's a key part of it. This is supposedly custom! And yet NONE of this looks well-made, properly tailored, or even well-designed. She deserves better.

Jenna Coleman in Erdem

This is kind of like a cousin to Sandra Oh's from the other day. I like Sandra's better.

Max Harwood in Moschino

I love this suit. It has just the right dose of Elton John to it.

Susan Wokoma

Lovely!

Olivia Williams

She looks like she's also the caterer.

Judi Dench

What can one say about obscure newcomer Judi Dench? Welcome to the business!

We Had PJs, Sparkles, and Haims at a Pair of Pre-BAFTAs Events

And velvet. And one clown collar.