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Gwendoline Christie in Giles Deacon

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Gwendoline Christie arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Wait, remind me of the rules -- if Gwen Christie comes out of her house dressed as a giant Valentine's Day throw-pillow, does that mean we have six more weeks of winter, or not?

Florence Pugh in Ulyana Sergeenko

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684bt) Florence Pugh 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020 Wearing Ulyana Sergeenko

Speaking of a valentine, this feels like it's the setup for a boudoir scene in a rom-com that ends badly for someone.

Laura Dern in Monse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10544869af) Laura Dern The Academy Awards nominees cocktail party, London, UK - 31 Jan 2020

It's GOOD MONSE! RED ALERT! Or, green alert, I guess. She looks fantastic in this.

Laura Dern in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684av) Laura Dern 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020

"Yes, this camisole does sit weirdly with my jacket, but I have that Chanel party later, and they made me, so... you know the drill."

Gemma Arterton in Dior

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Gemma Arterton arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

PULL OVER. IT'S CULOTTES.

Saoirse Ronan in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684az) Saoirse Ronan 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020 Wearing Chanel Same Outfit as catwalk model *10491841aw

"My tail represents the movie Cats, without which Twitter would have spent about 7 total days this year totally silent."

Kaitlyn Dever in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684au) Kaitlyn Dever 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020

Socks with open-toe shoes and a gaudy logo belt... are Chanel parties (which she also went to later in thireally worth it?

Claire Foy in Philosophy

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Claire Foy arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

"I KNOW! I still don't have any idea what my style is EITHER, which makes it so amusing that my most famous role is a woman who's been consistent on that front for the better part of 70 years!!!"

Vanessa Kirby

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Vanessa Kirby arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

She looks good in this, and also mistrustful, as if she's just been asked about a rumor she thought only SHE had heard.

Josh O'Connor

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Josh O'Connor arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I hope he marched up to Claire and Vanessa and said, "Hi Mummy, hi Auntie Margs," and they sent him home to put on a suit that fit.

Gillian Anderson in The Dock

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Gillian Anderson arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

And I feel like they ALL spent time trying to get Gillian Anderson to tell them the REAL dirt on why The Crown is ending a season early.

Zazie Beetz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684cc) Zazie Beetz 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020

It's a BIT like an apron with formal aspirations.

Lily-Rose Depp in Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Lily-Rose Depp arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

LIIIIIINE ITTTTTTT.

Courtney Love

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Courtney Love arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This seems on-brand for her.

Ella Balinska in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684cf) Ella Balinska 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020 Wearing Chanel

She looks a million feet tall in this, and also, as if she's engaging in a little light Lagerfeld cosplay.

Lily Allen and David Harbour

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Lily Allen and David Harbour arrive at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I forgot they're dating. It is SUCH a random coupling to me. Her dress is very cheery, which I appreciate in a slideshow that's otherwise fairly monochromatic.

Jessie Buckley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684bk) Jessie Buckley 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020

This is messy and poorly fitted, and something about the entire aesthetic feels like Kristen Stewart is experiencing a real tremor in the Force.

Naomi Ackie in Roland Mouret

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/BAFTA/Shutterstock (10545684aq) Naomi Ackie 73rd BAFTA British Academy Film Awards, Nominees Party, Arrivals, Kensington Palace, London, UK - 01 Feb 2020

This is a bombshell dress.

Emilia Clarke in Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Emilia Clarke arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I guess? She looks cute, actually, but this vibe feels SO wildly different than a lot of what was handed out for this party.

Sofia Boutella in Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Sofia Boutella arrives at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

And I am pretty sure Express sold this in 1996, and people wore it with those leather thick-soled open-toe Cloud Nine slides from Nine West.

Damian Lewis and Helen McCrory

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 01: Damian Lewis and Helen McCrory arrive at the Charles Finch & CHANEL Pre-BAFTA Party at 5 Hertford Street on February 1, 2020 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Everything seems in order here EXCEPT the color of his shirt.

Sandy Powell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10544869b) Sandy Powell The Academy Awards nominees cocktail party, London, UK - 31 Jan 2020

Everything is DEFINITELY in order here.

Ain't No Party Like a BAFTAs Pre-Party
Except that's a lie, but whatever.

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