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David Tennant

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: David Tennant attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

This is an incredibly dashing start.

Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead attend the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

Ewan and David need to have a Sternface Competition.

Richard Rankin and Sammie Russell

Richard Rankin and Sammie Russell attend the British Academy of Film and Television Arts in Scotland (Bafta Scotland) Awards at the DoubleTree By Hilton Glasgow Central. Picture date: Sunday November 16, 2025. (Photo by Jane Barlow/PA Images via Getty Images)

Roger from Outlander is sporting some delightful, unexpected green socks with his tartan sash, and you know what? He FEELS it.

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Richard Rankin attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

See? Roger has brought the sauce and he KNOWS IT.

Alan Cumming

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Alan Cumming attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

Alan strikes me as someone who would typically embrace the kilt. I can't be upset at him for abstaining, because he did at least supply sparkle. But I can heave a wistful sigh.

Joy McAvoy, James McAvoy and Lisa Liberati

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Joy McAvoy, James McAvoy and Lisa Liberati attend the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

On the left, James's sister; on the right, his wife. In the middle, a button yearning so hard for a new life that it clean popped.

Eunice Olumide

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Eunice Olumide attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

She is Scotland's first Black supermodel, the Internet tells me. I wish her dress didn't feel so much like she lost a dress-swap bet with a girl at Prom.

Izuka Hoyle

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Izuka Hoyle attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

Her bow tie looks sort of like a slap bracelet.

Kiran Sonia Sawar

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Kiran Sonia Sawar attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

She looks like someone tried to hold her hostage with giant lamb-chop manchettes.

Jamie Roy

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Jamie Roy attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

He plays Jamie's father on the Outlander prequel, and looking at his face, that's... actually pretty good casting?!?

Harriet Slater

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Harriet Slater attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

She is ALSO on said prequel, and in the absence of a kilt, I appreciate the plaid bodice that looks like a gigantic candy wrapper.

Chloe Pirrie

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Chloe Pirrie attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

Her suit and her hair are the same. I can't explain it better than that.

Lauren Lyle

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Lauren Lyle attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

Will I ever see her and not shout, "MARSALI!!!"! Probably not. Will I ever see this outfit and not scream, "You bought a bad Disney Princess pattern on Etsy"? Probably not.

Ewan Maclean, Lachlan Maclean and Jamie Maclean

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Ewan Maclean, Lachlan Maclean and Jamie Maclean attend the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Carlo Paloni/BAFTA via Getty Images)

These three basically row for charity. Their Wikipedia page says they "are also known as BROAR (a combination of the words brother and oar)" and "hold the records for being the first brother team to row any ocean, the youngest team of three, and the fastest team of three to row the Atlantic (35 days, 9 hours, 9 minutes)." Those are some niche records. I love them; they are perfect.

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 16: Guest attends the 2025 BAFTA Scotland Awards held at DoubleTree by Hilton Glasgow Central on November 16, 2025 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Euan Cherry/BAFTA/Getty Images for BAFTA)

This man is labeled only "Guest." Thank you for coming, Guest. You, as the kids say, understood the assignment.

The Kilty Pleasures of the BAFTA Scotland Awards Were Myriad
Woohoo!

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