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Greta Lee in Loewe

US actress Greta Lee attends the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills in Beverly Hills, California, on January 13, 2024. (Photo by Michael Tran / AFP) (Photo by MICHAEL TRAN/AFP via Getty Images)

She makes this look so effortless, and it is NOT.

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Greta Lee attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

The glasses with it made me giggle.

Julianne Hough

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Julianne Hough attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

This has aspirations of being that cool, but it cannot live up to those dreams. She looks like she's in an interpretive theater group that performs for cults.

Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Julianne Moore attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

Okay! This is a very fine execution of some basic basics.

Emily Hampshire

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Emily Hampshire attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

This seems like about as neutral a deployment of neutrals as Thom Browne will do.

Bella Ramsey in Thom Browne

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Bella Ramsey attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

And this is a profoundly UN-neutral deployment of neutrals.

Zoe Lister-Jones

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Zoe Lister-Jones attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

As is this, but I don't always dig the proportions she chooses so I want to say I think she got this one right.

Janelle James in Tory Burch

US actress Janelle James attends the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills in Beverly Hills, California, on January 13, 2024. (Photo by Michael Tran / AFP) (Photo by MICHAEL TRAN/AFP via Getty Images)

This is so relaxed and cute.

Samantha Hanratty

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Samantha Hanratty attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

This is also fine! I wish she'd edged it out a little, maybe with a red leather boot or something.

Greta Gerwig in Stella

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Greta Gerwig attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

That's as leggy as Greta gets, isn't it? It's nice on her but also ever so slightly Groovy Nun.

Ayo Edebiri in Versace

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Ayo Edebiri attends The BAFTA Tea Party presented by Delta Air Lines, Virgin Atlantic and BBC Studios Los Angeles Productions at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images for BAFTA)

Delightful.

Alison Oliver

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Alison Oliver attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/WireImage)

I like some elements of this, like the sleeves, but somehow the hemline looks like the lining's hem ripped and it's falling out.

Chris Perfetti

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Chris Perfetti attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

Tough, tough fabric, in a tough color.

Jeffrey Wright

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Jeffrey Wright attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

Better, even if less overtly snazzy.

D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/WireImage)

This has a certain chicness to it.

Phoebe Dynevor in Victoria Beckham

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Phoebe Dynevor attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

That's not a great color on her, and the shoes hurt ME.

Erika Alexander

US actress Erika Alexander attends the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills in Beverly Hills, California, on January 13, 2024. (Photo by Michael Tran / AFP) (Photo by MICHAEL TRAN/AFP via Getty Images)

She's making that mesh seem charming.

Eva Longoria

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Eva Longoria attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

WHAT TEA PARTY IS THIS.

Arian Moayed

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Arian Moayed attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/WireImage)

He is handsome. Go with me here: Arian and Jason Mantzoukas as... cousins?

Elizabeth Debicki in Ralph Lauren

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Elizabeth Debicki attends The BAFTA Tea Party presented by Delta Air Lines, Virgin Atlantic and BBC Studios Los Angeles Productions at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for BAFTA)

This whole thing is timeless and simple and works very nicely for a tea party at whatever time of day.

Dominique Fishback

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Dominique Fishback attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

Scrollllllldown. I am missing her pants, and I wish I were missing her socks and shoes.

Abby Ryder Fortson in Moschino

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 13: Abby Ryder Fortson attends The 2024 BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/WireImage)

That has a LOT of personality and she is up to the task.

Check Out These Neutrals at the BAFTA Tea Party
Some of them are pretty lively, actually!

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