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# BAFTAs Fug Carpet: Maggie Gyllenhaal
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/baftas-fug-carpet-maggie-gylllenhaal-02-2014/
- Published: 2014-02-17T17:30:51.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-18T17:40:16.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I really dislike this. But I'm not sure if that's because I don't like the dress -- I don't -- or because I also feel like this haircut does her no favors and therefore I think this entire look combines to turn into kind of a hot mess:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469750503.xml "EE British Academy Film Awards 2014 - Red Carpet Arrivals")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

I don't dislike short hair, at all -- I loved it on Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway and of course on Halle Berry -- but I think [HER short hair looks better like this,](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-maggie-gyllenhaal-2-06-2013/) which is only infinitesimally longer. (She [also looks cute in a bob.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug%5For%5Ffab%5Fmaggie%5Fgyllenhaal032510-03-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Apparently, I have a lot of thoughts on Maggie's hair.) This particular hair, though, looks like a mistake, like one of her kids stuck some gum in her bangs and the only way out was off.

Additionally, this dress -- which is CUSTOM LANVIN -- is SO fussy, and if Maggie Gyllenhaal is anything, she is not fussy. You know some people who just look ridiculous in anything with a ton of bells and whistles? I happen to be one of them, and so is she. Like, I am sure the detailing on this is exquisite, but she also looks like she's in costume as a Faberge egg. INTENTIONALLY. She is INTENTIONALLY A FABERGE EGG.

She looked overly fussy earlier this weekend, too. I fear we're entering a weird fussy phase for Maggie. Also, the more I say the word "fussy," the less it means:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469072495.xml ""River Of Fundament" World Premiere")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

This is better, maybe? But, God, when will our sheer torture end? WHEN?

\[Photos: Getty\]