Lea Seydoux
I don't know what else to say about how much I hate The Sheers, and no, that's not a nickname for Ed Sheeran. This isn't as bad as some, but it just makes me mourn what an interesting dress this might have been, had it not been swept up in Sheerpocalypse. Her movie is called Blue Is The Warmest Colour, but it looks pretty chilly to me. ZING. Oh, I'm so fired.
Lea Seydoux
It might not fit great across her chest, but it's also amusingly Romance Novel to me -- like, if ever there were a delicately heaving bosom to tempt a wayward laird, this is it.
Lea Seydoux in Prada
I really liked this from afar, and the closer I looked at it, the more the top part looked bulky and under-conceived. It's VERY striking, though. She wore it to the Berlin Film Festival, and I feel like all those foreign fests invite fashion drama.
Lea Seydoux in Miu Miu
The shirt and the shoes echo each other's musical motif, which is beyond cute and into cutesy, for me. I like them individually, though. As for the skirt... is that BeDazzled denim? I don't know if I can get behind that. This is very Preliminary Talent Contest At The Miss West Texas Pageant, In Which She Will Play "Stars and Stripes Forever" On The Bongos.
Lea Seydoux in Prada
I don't like this EITHER. I want to, but a) that's totally a beaded harness, and b) it's a beaded harness that's cutting her about half an inch too high.
Lea Seydoux in Elie Saab
Soothingly pretty, especially in comparison. Thank you, Elie Saab, for this lovely sorbet. And yes, I say that knowing I can see her tank top/camisole underneath it. We ARE speaking comparatively here, after all.