Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Y'all know what I'm going to start with: her head. I think I want red lips with this. I want something crazy-sexy feminine to contrast the suit, and a bangin' crimson pout would do it. And maybe some cat-eyes.
The rest of it appeals to me conceptually, but it LOOKS like it's been executed on the cheap, which I suspect is not true at ALL and therefore is a fail because if clothes are going to cost a metric hell-ton of money, they should LOOK LIKE IT because otherwise you've been hoodwinked. The shirt looks particularly suffers. I hate that only one part of it looks lined and the rest looks like it's from the same fabric supplier as one of those stores in sad malls that has a name like Stylez. From this angle, I am not a fan of the way it photographs -- as if she popped a button. But when you go for the close-up...
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
... it's just sculpted, so it LOOKS like it's touching from the side but actually is not. However, when you get this close to her face and she's looking at the camera that way, it's like, "... Yes, okay, of course Brad Pitt had sex with you. Anyone would have sex with you. That face is The Sex."
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
I do love this picture -- like he only just turned around and noticed that she came with him.
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
She had dibs on his upper arm in every photo, too. Like she's not only his life partner, but also the guardian of Pitt's Right Pit. They do seem happy, though; then again, they're both actors, so it's possible he told her before they left, "If you touch my arm I'm going to MURDER," and she is doing this to call his bluff.