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Lara Pulver

Lara starred as Irene Adler in the English "Sherlock." Perhaps she is thereby tired of mystery and that's why she's decided to reveal many of her own here.

Michelle Rodriguez

I think this is funky. Like she has two leather serpents fighting over her groin. She's the really FUN Slytherin who sits in the corner and drinks spiked butterbeer and makes fun of Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson under her breath because they're so TIRESOME all the time with the ragey spittle and the Potter hate and the Quidditch and writing songs about Ron Weasley, like, GET OVER IT, you don't like him, WE KNOW, if you keep spending all this time on him then he WINS, YO.

Samantha Barks

I actually think this is quite fabulous.

Uma Thurman

And this is quite elegant on Uma -- don't worry about her face. This photo gave us the best look at the dress and she's in the midst of changing up her facial expression. I just realized the shot makes her look like she's Done Something to herself, but the rest of the photos, she basically looks the way she always looks. STAND DOWN.

Sally Hawkins

I desperately wish she'd done a contrasting shoe, but for someone who so often looks as if she just dug herself out of her own mouldering grave, this is rather nice.

Gwendoline Christie

I know she is VERY tall, but I always wish she could wear something a little bit longer -- or rather, made for a taller person, as the waist is too short on this as well. I don't think it needs to be MUCH longer, but just longer enough so that it doesn't look shrunken. L'Wren Scott is your friend, Gwendoline! I am sure she watches Game of Thrones! Call her! PS: Your lipstick is great.

Helen Mirren

This looks a bit like two (good) dresses mashed up into one (okay) dress.

Prince William

With some woman who is not Kate -- I assume she's a BAFTA bigwig, as William is actually the president of BAFTA, which is why he was there. Anyway, he looks like...you know, Prince William in a tuxedo. Classic, well-fitted, Prince William-y. Is it weird that I am vaguely concerned that they haven't attended an event together since the Great Christmas-At-Sandringham-Hand-Holding-of-2013? (I mean, they apparently went to church together YESTERDAY and she's wearing a necklace with his initial on it, so I am sure everything is fine on a personal level but you know what I mean. I am worried that the Palace doesn't understand that THE PUBLIC DEMANDS THEY ATTEND EVENTS TOGETHER SO WE CAN COO OVER THEM. We will not be denied!)

BAFTAs Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge
Behold, everyone else! Lots of celebs skipped this event -- no Jennifer Lawrence (she's filming Mockingjay), no Julia Roberts (for obvious family reasons), no Sandra Bullock (don't know why) -- but there's still plenty to ogle. [Photos: WENN]

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