Selena Gomez in custom Schiaparelli

I joke -- this would be a VERY fitted apron -- but this style of dress, where it's like they merged two designs they decided not to finish, is not usually my favorite. It fits her VERY well, though, and she's just been so glowy this year. And not for nothing, it DOES make her boobs look super?

Naomi Ackie

This is gorgeous. I am, as they say, gagged.

Camila Cabello in Sabina Bilenko

So, it's a satin onesie, and a necklace that took growth hormone.

Nico Parker in Chanel

The runway model had sandals with this, and I think it worked better. This is fine, though, in a wispy flapper way.

Hannah Dodd in Simone Rocha

I moved this over here from another slideshow that Jess wrote, and her caption was, "This absolutely looks like she decided a plain black dress was too boring and shimmied into a discarded chain mail apron -- doesn't everyone have one of those lying around? But I do mean that in a good way." Agreed.

David Jonsson

This is why I stole the other pic. It's kind of a theme? I like his vest better.

RaMell Ross

I LOVE the hit of gold on this. He won the WGA award for Nickel Boys the previous day, too; I'm so glad he's gotten some recognition for what he did there.

Annabelle Wallis

This is perfectly nice, but I find her a little boring, and I'm only telling you that to be completely honest. But I feel like she's not really adding anything -- and luckily, the dress is nice and she doesn't have to.

Metallics Were in Short Supply at the BAFTAs, Sadly

Give me more SPARKLE.