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# Bai Lingly Played, Bai Ling
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bai-lingly-played-bai-ling-07-2013/
- Published: 2013-07-22T15:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-22T20:55:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

She's BACK!

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I've missed her, this bizarro elfin sprite, whom I could easily believe hails from an entirely different plant -- nay, solar system -- than the one we live on. To the point where I am deeply delighted that she's wearing a series of formal HEPA filters stapled to a cocktail dress designed by aProject Runway contestant who's all whacked out on Ambien. I'd be disappointed by anything else.

\[Photo: Getty\]