Balenciaga Front Row

Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 26: Nicole Kidman attends the Balenciaga Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)

We saw Katy Perry earlier at this show, looking like an heiress who hit hard times, and now Nicole is dressed as a movie star who is MILKING her last pap walk while reporting to jail to serve time for embezzlement. Maybe she's Katy's stepmother.

Sunday Rose

She's 15, and wow, did she inherit mom's height, and legs.

Michelle Yeoh

Michelle, in my mind, is the detective putting all these white-collar criminals away.

Isabelle Huppert

This is Nic's rich mother-in-law, who flipped on Nicole and is pretty satisfied with herself.

Charli XCX

I like this floaty sleeveless shirt-dress. Very chic from Charli.

Teyana Taylor

This is so big it makes her look like she's melting.

Juyeon

Having seen everyone else, this really does cry out for giant sunglasses.

Ashley Graham

Her outfit is just... more of the same. So I guess I have to complain about the hair? The tendrils look so sharp.

Joey King

This is very Kardashian of her.

Lisa Rinna

I'm not TOTALLY sure I think she can carry a lot of the dramatic looks she keeps attempting.

Naomi Watts and Kai Schreiber

Kai is a touch older than Sunday, but I assume they're hanging out as a foursome and the kids are grateful to have each other for company. I don't love Kai's outfit but Balenciaga definitely made Naomi look expensive.

Selma Blair

"Glad rags" is an apt phrase.

Alexis Stone

This is not Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestley, but I'm including it because it's EERIE how well done this is, especially when you're looking at a smaller thumbnail.

Maya Rudolph

And then good old Maya totally eschews black and neutrals. BLESS.