PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Erykah Badu attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
From a distance, the lip jewelry and lipstick makes me think of LiLo's "ex wife" costume in Mean Girls, where she's basically a zombie bride. This is very... Expensive Funeral.
Charli XCX
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Charli XCX attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
I cannot summon a feeling.
Paris and Nicky
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton attend the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
Paris manages to look the same to me no matter what she's wearing -- by which I guess I mean that, while she does not put on the same thing every time, somehow whenever I see her I'm like, "Oh, this again." I'm not sure how that works exactly.
Emily Ratajkowski
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Emily Ratajkowski attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)
This is fine. Fairly dull. Stretchy.
Indya Moore
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Indya Moore attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Speaking of! I am profoundly uninterested in bodystockings for my own life.
Isabelle Huppert
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Isabelle Huppert attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien Lienard/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
As with the last Balenciaga show, they had a photographer there doing off-kilter pics, which all ended up being shot at this angle. It was cool in isolation but looking at an entire album of them made me weirdly dizzy.
Offset
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Offset attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)
Aliens were given the opportunity to redesign swim goggles, and this is what they did.
Dylan Sprouse
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Dylan Sprouse attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
Readers, I snickered. I have a hard time taking him seriously.
Usher
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Usher attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
Reader, I chortled. I DEFINITELY do not take this seriously.
Kris Jenner, Corey Gamble
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble attend the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
She loves leather. She looks fine? She always looks fine.
Ashley Graham
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: Ashley Graham attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images for Balenciaga)
Whenever I see someone at a show in a completely nondescript coat, something you might assume is another brand entirely, it makes me wonder if they HATED what they were sent.
