PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Cole Sprouse attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This foolishness is high comedy. It sincerely looks like he's by the shore sticking his head on top of a painted body, or as if everything BUT his head is just muppets standing on each other's shoulders.
Joan Smalls
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Joan Smalls attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
THE IRONY OF HER NAME BEING "SMALLS."
Ashley Graham
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Ashley Graham attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
This slightly androgynous, or at least uber-casually unisex, look on Ashley is a really big departure for her. It's fun in theory, but I wish the clothes were more remarkable (well, other than the mismatched pant legs, which... truly is... a feat).
Stella Maxwell
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Stella Maxwell attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Speaking of mismatched pants. She also appears to be wearing a t-shirt as an apron. I feel like this is what happens when you HATE your clothes and want to punish them.
Kim Kardashian
US socialite Kim Kardashian poses as she arrives for the presentation of creations by Balenciaga for the Women Ready-to-wear Fall-Winter 2024/2025 collection as part of the Paris Fashion Week, in Paris on March 3, 2024. (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA / AFP) (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA/AFP via Getty Images)
The Widow Kardashian is in the house.
Isabelle Huppert
French actress Isabelle Huppert poses as she arrives for the presentation of creations by Balenciaga for the Women Ready-to-wear Fall-Winter 2024/2025 collection as part of the Paris Fashion Week, in Paris on March 3, 2024. (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA / AFP) (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA/AFP via Getty Images)
Isabelle will severely LIMIT the foolishness.
Serena Williams
US former tennis player Serena Williams poses as she arrives for the presentation of creations by Balenciaga for the Women Ready-to-wear Fall-Winter 2024/2025 collection as part of the Paris Fashion Week, in Paris on March 3, 2024. (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA / AFP) (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA/AFP via Getty Images)
And Serena wisely kept it very simple. Well, inasmuch as that coat is simple.
Victoria Ceretti
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Vittoria Ceretti attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)
"Everyone will be talking about Capote vs. the Swans," she thought to herself. "This will be SO GRAND and TIMELY."
Juyeon
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Juyeon attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
It's giving College Student Needs to Make It One More Day Before He Can Go Home and Beg Mom to Do His Laundry.
Eva Herzigova
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Eva Herzigova attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
It's like if Thom Brown got into realism.
Krit Amnuaydechkor
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Krit Amnuaydechkor attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Krit is a Thai actor who is wholeheartedly embracing the visible underpants. Is it a thong? Is it a tanga? A high bikini? Some mysteries will remain unsolved.
Yseult
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Yseult attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)
She is a French singer who does not USUALLY look like the member of a Kiss tribute band.
Adut Akech
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Adut Akech attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
She's dating Paul Bunyan now so she borrowed his boots.
Lisa Rinna
US actress Lisa Rinna poses as she arrives for the presentation of creations by Balenciaga for the Women Ready-to-wear Fall-Winter 2024/2025 collection as part of the Paris Fashion Week, in Paris on March 3, 2024. (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA / AFP) (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA/AFP via Getty Images)
I sincerely thought this was going to turn out to be Julia Fox. That's not great for EITEHR of their brands, really?
Amelia Gray
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Amelia Gray Hamlin attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
This is Amelia Gray Hamlin blowing kisses and waving at a crowd that definitely has no idea who she is and almost certainly thinks she's a Jenner.
Renata Litvinova
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 03: Renata Litvinova attends the Balenciaga Womenswear Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 03, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
She's a Russian actress and I put her in here because I think her outfit is the coolest. SOMEONE threaded the needle between sanity and madness very well.
