LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Rachel Zegler attends at "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" World Premiere at BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
As Diors go AND as sheers go, I think this one is just fine. She looks nice, and it definitely fits the Anti-Princess thing she's been doing. She's more Maleficent than Aurora; more Wednesday than... the character who isn't Wednesday. ENID. Enid. I actually like Enid on that show! Sorry, Enid.
Hunter Schafer in Prada
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Hunter Schafer attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
Hunter has such flawless skin, and of course that face. Having been a model probably helps, but she's really good at wearing even the most wackadoo outfits with dignity. That material looks like urine-colored Reynolds Wrap and the bows on it are ridiculous -- I do not know what was being piped in through the vents at Prada when this was created -- but Hunter is carrying the hell out of it.
Josh Andres Rivera
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Josh Andres Rivera attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
I wonder if Josh matched Hunter intentionally. It seems like Shiny Dehydrated Urine is not a mind-meld people usually have?
Tom Blyth
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Tom Blyth attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
"No urine for me please. I'd rather go with a creamy jacket that looks dirty next to my shirt, and style it so that you think I just had sex in the limo."
Dexter Sol Ansell
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Dexter Sol Ansell attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
Look at the child actor in the movie, showing 'em all how it's done!
Ria Hebden
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Ria Hebden attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
Ria is a TV host, I believe, and that dress is SUPERB on her. I love it.
Saffron Barker
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Saffron Barker attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
I thought those were bejeweled geckos at first. It was alarming.
Lizzie Cundy
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Lizzie Cundy attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
if this were National Treasure: Book of Secrets, she would rip that off and reveal a perfectly styled evening dress underneath it. I do wish more things were National Treasure: Book of Secrets.
Tallia Storm
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Tallia Storm attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
This is the Even Less Subtle Spy version.
Lottie Moss
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Lottie Moss attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
This is perfect positioning. The wings look like they're unfurling from her, AND the snake is about to take a chunk out of her elbow. The dress needs to be lined and, I think, a different length, but at least we have the graphic.
Elektra Fence
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 09: Elektra Fence attends the World Premiere of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes" at the BFI IMAX Waterloo on November 09, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
Elektra Fence is a great name. And Elektra's cone bra looks as dangerous as an actual electric fence.
